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Edited by OLYMPUS VI: 1/30/2015 5:15:03 AM
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I Want My Man Beard... Now Bungie

My Guardian has achieved some incredible shit in Destiny this past 5 months and it's been a good ride, but lately I've been needing something to capture my interest again because the game was starting to feel empty... A few minutes ago I had a flashback of a post I made back on the olden days of Destiny. It was a post about how Bungie should add beards for our guardians, this is when I said to myself "holy shit... This is the answer to all of our/Bungies problems." We need [b]BEARDS[/b]... I would love to go into detail about how [b]BEARDS[/b] will change the game for the better, but there's a high chance that this post will get swallowed by the forums and all of my hard work would go to waste. So instead I'm going to leave a list of notable bearded people. Jesus Abraham Lincoln Gandalf Leonidas Mr. T Chuck Norris Si Robertson Fidel Castro ZZ Top Wolverine St. Nicholas The entire NFL in November Zach [i]Gj[/i]alifinakis Obi-wan Kenobi [b]like and bump this shit to get us some beards[/b] [i]"We all want somebeardy, but look around and find nobeardy"[/i] Edit: Thanks for all the positive feedback and support.

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  • Edited by Always Feral: 1/30/2015 8:59:24 PM
    Beards don't make a man. Back in a day, a beard and a flannel shirt would tell the world: "This is the apex of masculinity." Now, a beard and a flannel shirt says: "This is a twat who spends $28 for a glass of craft beer and has a vintage record collection, but can't even change his own oil." A beard now says: "Are these muffins gluten-free?" A beard is for the guy who loudly whines about a restaurant not having any vegan alternatives to ranch dressing. The internet and candy-asses have ruined our precious beards.

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