[i][b]We're looking for the best, Guardian.[/b][/i]
That said, I don't give a -blam!- what you're the best at. We need killers, shooters, face wreckers and dominators for the Crucible and Iron Banner. The Lance is starting to make a name for itself. We're the ones on the top of the list. Those beneath us recognize us from the soles of our boots.
We also need explorers. V.A.L wants to collect dead ghosts, and perfect resource runs. You know something about that, you think you're the best at it, you get your damned application in before I track your Spirit Bloom farming ass down and beat the sparkles out of you.
This isn't my joking face.
We need Strike professionals. Not those who just run past the enemies to the target---we need people who make a profession out of mowing down huge volumes of hostiles, taking their shit, making their boss cry and then taking his shit too. The Vanguard Assault Lance is an [i]assault lance[/i]. We assault things.
We assault other Guardians. We assault Relic Iron. We assault those bitch ass space turtles. We do it stylishly.
We're going to assault that damned vault, if it means me beating Aetheon to death myself.
You're here to be the best, Guardian. Own it. Become a VAL. Join and existing fire team or run your own. Make no mistake you answer to me, victory, and nothing else.
Details sent to your Ghost. And if it doesn't know what to do, break that piece of shit and get a new one.
~Ricochet
[XBOX 360 CLAN! Search Vanguard Assault Lance in clans to apply, or message Fox (Sol Fox 631). Yes, that's the bosses girl. She's nicer than I am. So be nice to her. Or I will find you in the Crucible and end you.]
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On a serious note, where [b]can[/b] I sign up?