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I'm thinking of leaving Texas or US Kind of getting tired of the way of life and lack of culture
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Don't come to Michigan unless: -the only thing you do is hunt & fish all day -you enjoy some of the highest murder rates in the US (ahem, Flint, Detroit, Pontiac, Saginaw) -you don't mind freezing your balls off while never seeing the sun because you work during the hours when it's actually light and halfway warm outside -you don't mind never really making a snowman because the snow is the color of dirt -enjoy roads so riddled with potholes that will bend your wheels or beak your axle Pure Michigan! Eh just kidding. Your welcome here whenever. You'll have to stop by at least on ur way up to Canada. It really is beautiful here.