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#satire

originally posted in:Dads of Destiny
1/31/2015 8:55:08 PM
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Lol..from main forum...destiny bugs

OTHER DESTINY BUGS THAT NEED FIXING: 1. My Titan armor has nipples. 2. Why can't my Warlock perform the Cruciatus Curse? 3. I found an awesome tank in the Cosmodrome, but I can't seem to drive it. 4. My Huntress has been doing her sexy-dance in front of the Cryptarch for an hour and he hasn't slipped a single engram into her hotpants. 5. My ghost sounds bored and annoyed, like I interrupted his nap? 6. I activated "String of Curses" on my Bad JuJu, and now whenever I pull the trigger, it calls me a "no talent ass clown". 7. I keep typing "hot coffee", but The Queen remains fully clothed. 8. When I shoot my "Thorn", Bret Michaels sings "Every rooooose has its thoooorn"-- nevermind this glitch is awesome, don't change a thing. 9. This may be off topic, but the ending of "Lost" was really unsatisfying. 10. Sometimes when I play too long my butt falls asleep. 11. Whenever my Hunter kills someone with a throwing knife, she shouts, "KNIFE to meet you." 12. There are no cup holders on my sparrow. 13. Does my Titan have super short arms? It seems like my Titan has super short arms. 14. My Warlock is wearing a one piece bathing suit instead of underwear. 15. When Crota takes a knee, the Thralls shout, "Tebow! Tebow! Tebow!" until the game freezes. 16. My Ghost has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. 17. My Ghallajorn shoots banana cream pies. 18. This game is ruining my marriage? 19. My "Mida Multi-Tool" has no corkscrew. 20. Atheon sent me back to 1955 where I accidentally interfered with my parents' first meeting and nearly erased my own existence
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