Every time I talk to my bf he immediately pulls out his phone and takes ten minutes to respond. The same thing happens when we are making out. In the middle he just stops and gets a confused look on his face and pulls out his phone. Then continues making out. What's going on??
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Buy him a watch, people like watches
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I love you
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You need to realize that he is a pack of hot dogs in an old sweater.
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Wait isn't he a panda too how does he have a phone? And you're just a panda how do you know what a phone is,and how can you type you have no opposable thumbs,and how do you speak English,I'm confused.
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You should splash him right in the face that's what my gf does anyways
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Use Tactical Breast Milk