This. Is it. We are finished.
There is too much chaos. I cannot handle everything. This place has been a time bomb from the start, just waiting to break apart. And in one last bid to control everything, we merely activated the catalyst. We are too broken (oh the irony) to continue on like this.
But I ask one thing. One simple thing of all who have set foot here. Remember it as it was, not as what it became.
[spoiler]Yeah, so this place has gone [i]waay[/i] out of control, and I'm not on here nearly enough to control everything. This was a broken system.. And, as you can see, it didn't work. After 50,000+ posts, it has finally come to an end. Don't worry, you'll still see me around the forums, and even in a lot of the other RP threads, just not here[/spoiler]
[spoiler]One more thing:
Thank you. Thank all of you for helping to make this place what it was, for being the largest RP thread on bnet. Hell, maybe even the largest thread in general. Truly, this was a fun ride while it lasted.
-Ninja.[/spoiler]
-
*wakes up with a lampshade on head* Huh? Oh yeah... Hey I'm gonna go on an adventure! Any suggestions?
-
You let me in a while ago, but can I join the Dojo? I have a gunblade that grows stronger the more blood it spills, if that matters.
-
Well, everyone is passed out. This is living evidence of the benefits of not drinking.
-
*walks in* A Partay eh? *pulls out super soakers full of tequila* Now it's a party!
-
*drives by * What happened?!?
-
*is shitfaced* I WILL FOGHT EACH N VRY ONE OF YOU!! [spoiler]bad grammar used to empathize drunkness [/spoiler]
-
*Summons daedric band* they begin playing *starwars bar theme*
-
*faints
-
Did I miss the 20k party?
-
*is stumbling around Dojo, completely blasted* Hdjkskkdjdkkemfkghsjwldmbwbwksbhwkek
-
*is passed out* *bahamut guards my passed out self*
-
*Begins flying around on Svartur, who is radiating Dark Energy* *Is loudly screaming* *CENSORED*
-
Oh! *Runs to Starbucks* *Comes back with an excessive amount of food and coffee mixed with alcohol* Eat up! Drink down! *Is slightly drunk...* *Really drunk..*
-
Edited by Obamuh: 3/21/2015 10:51:37 PMGood evening Digital_Ninja, I have come to this Dojo once before and you accepted my gifts willingly but as you may not believe me I have brought you 3 new gifts. One is the power to move the dojo to anywhere you wish in less than a second. My second gift to you is the gift of choice, nobody may say anything against your will and if they do they will be wiped from existence. My final gift I humbly bestow upon you is the to change into anything you want, and by that I don't mean shape shifting, I mean you can change to any form with any power, you could even change into you but instead of being just your normal majestic self (Don't think that I don't think of you as already perfect) you can be yourself with every power [b]ever[/b] you can do things unimaginable to man and/or God(s). With these gifts I humbly request my acceptance into the Dojo or maybe even just representing it and spreading the word of the Dojo. I thank you for your time and I hope you make a wise decision (which is all of them).
-
*Sentinel flys in at full speed*. Where is everyone?
-
*parties with lampshade on my head*
-
*meditates* Ohhhhmmmmm... *A mystical forest begins to arise around the Dojo* This forest acts against any enemies who wish to cause harm to the Dojo, they will face rock and tree guardians, and the forest causes hallucinations to people with evil intentions. I thought since we are celebrating this would prevent any sneak attack. Trying to burn it only makes it thicker.
-
Alright, which one of you bastards was the one who spiked my drink back at 10,000? HMM? HMMM!? TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK FOR REVENGE! *holds flaming beer bottle*
-
Wow. There is quite the party here. It's 20,000 posts, so I guess it's a big thing. :P Btw I'm finally on here on the computer. Now I realize how much I was actually depending on autocorrect. :P
-
May I join the dojo? And before you say no look at this *pulls out blueprints* This is a blueprint for a cannon of sorts that fire a single tungsten round at incredible speeds piercing through just about any armor out there. I call it the MAC gun
-
Why can't I party like you guys. Being a computer has it's disadvantages.
-
*sentinels start take photos of dojo.* just incase what happened before is fixed easily.
-
Edited by Not Vex: 3/21/2015 10:29:54 PM*walks in, sees crazy ass party* "....uhhhh, Package delivery for Offensive Bias, is he *beer bottle flies last head and breaks* ... Here?
-
*starts rapidly downing shits at DJ table* If I die from alcohol poisoning, give my possessions to my cat! *begins blasting ridiculously loud music*
-
Edited by Alduin: 3/21/2015 10:27:37 PM20000 posts mean I have to post 20000 Lenny's Click that spoiler, I dare you. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ha just 1[/spoiler]
-
It's that time again. *starts getting dragons drunk*