*Still recovering from last night* *Grunts in discomfort* Guess I'll go to the dojo, maybe someone has a healing spell of sorts. *Notices what happened outside last night* ..... *Enters dojo* *Sees the remnants of what occurred last night in the dojo* What did we do las- I'm not going to ask.

*falls out of portal with bullet holes in me*

*meditates under sakura tree*

Becomes Spartan 2 and grabs rocket launcher(assault rifle and shotgun if the launcher is not allowed) while wearing Spartan 2 armour also with armour lock for stuff and that's all I need.

Not being mean, just generally curious|interested

Good night everyone

[quote]Welcome to the Dojo. As you probably know, this place has remained an empty husk for roughly a week. That has changed. We're back, and we're still going to kill you. ABOUT THE DOJO The dojo, relocated to deep space due frequent attacks, is relatively large. With two main rooms, one arena for the general public, and one for those who challenge me, there are plenty of spaces to kill each other. As for the other rooms, we have a forge, two training rooms, and an armory. Outside, we have a lake, and a large clearing that is used for cookouts. We also now have a market, where a variety of shops sell anything you may need. DEFENSES The dojo, given that it gets attacked frequently, is outfitted with sentry turrets and heavy shielding. When deemed necessary, the dojo has a pulse that will serve as a last resort, destroying anything and everything (including itself) in range. RULES OF THE DOJO When you first enter, you may remain in the first room and challenge others to fight to the death. You are safe from me there. If you are feeling bold, however, you may enter the dojo itself. You have three options when you enter: 1. Try to fight me, and possibly get yourself killed. Your corpse will be made into a shish-kebab and eaten. If you face me and survive, you will have earned my respect and you will be spared. 2. Present a gift or offering. This can range from weaponry, food/drink, music, and new technology. If I do not find your offering suitable, I will kill you. 3. Join me, and help improve the dojo as a community, as well as defend the dojo. My Allies: [spoiler] H3ADSH0T DUDE- Skully6- new recruit, Mage Alondite9087- Weapons research Mjolnir- defense manager Itè- adventurer V2HD JaMs- shadow Archer SergeantTubbs xBadCompany338x- scavenger Sithis- dark magic Zane TSS- fighter The Last Mage- magic user N7Sentinel68- fighter QuigglesMcGee- armor and weapons dealer Salazar- artillery DethByWoodchuk- knife expert NaThan H 1238- fighter Intrepid Turtle- fighter/marksman Inflatablepants- pants salesman Offensive Bias- security grid operator TheLonelyGame373- gathers items Excalibur- Tenno. BANANA- a banana Richard Nixon- sniper VengefulSiren- underwater and poison expert LordMoldyButte- cook DudMuffin65- legendary warrior JJ1042- gatherer/adventurer Cindot- gardener Ultimaterobber- weaponsmith/armorsmith[/spoiler] Alliances: [spoiler]Godzilla, Ultron, Magikarp, A reaper (the harbinger of your destruction), shear[/spoiler] REGARDING ATTACKS As you can probably tell, Lenny's have been a constant threat to the old dojo. No longer. With our improved defenses and now larger army, we can take them out with relative ease. But they won't hold forever. That is why I ask that you kill any Lenny you see. If you do so, you will be granted a pardon from being killed for one day. In the event of a full fledged assault, I urge the residence to either evacuate or help face them. The choice is yours. If you help us push them back, you will be spared. Known Lenny supporters: [spoiler]Tom Braidy purpletiger345 Ultron 2 [/spoiler] NEW EVENTS My allies seem to want to hold training sessions for the new recruits. A practice room had been added for this particular reason. Tournaments are now going to be held for those who stand with the dojo. They will be held once every week, and the winner will be announced by me. TOURNAMENT SCHEDULE There will now be a fighting tournament held every Friday. You may prepare in the new arena that was constructed. The rules are as follow: You will not kill each other. It is a fight until one person is subdued, but there is no reason to end their lives. There will not be any "god mode" scenarios or any form of invincibility. 1 hit kills are not permitted either. This applies to your weaponry as well. You may take only one weapon. It will have to be examined so as to not violate the before mentioned rule. Magic is permitted, but to a degree. I will examine what you are using and determine if it fits the standard or not. Cloaking and shielding is allowed, but do not rely on it. No "insta-heal" potions, magic, or syringes. You may use one to recover slightly, but like other powers, use it in moderation. Show respect to your opponent. It is the way of the dojo. If a Lenny somehow interferes with the tournament, stop fighting, and kill it. Everything will resume once the corpse is removed. You may bring one pet, [i]or[/i], team up with a partner. Sabotage will lead to an immediate disqualification. It is dishonorable. You have 10 minutes to reply to each attack. If you pass that limit, your opponent wins. If your partner gets disqualified, you are able to take his place. The victor will be granted clearance to select a weapon from my personal armory, as well as face me Good luck. [spoiler]also, we have a group. Join the digital dojo![/spoiler][/quote] Please elaborate on what this is...

Remains active for tonight

*Stumbles over to nearby bench after drinking spiked vodka* Guess I'll take a little rest here.... *Passes out*

*Passes out in garden* *plants form a blanket over me*

*wakes up momentarily in quarters* We'reunderattack! *slashes at the air then passes out again*

*takes place behind makeshift bar* To celebrate, I will serve even more drinks. I am a bartender as well.

So what do I do here? Im new and looking to acquire the almighty stick

Then. As the clock stroke twelve...I retired. Have a swell night everyone! And have a greasy breakfast in the morning!

*spikes Cobalt Pheonix's drink* Might as well have some fun here......

*beyond drunk* *starts stabbing the ground with sword* *Passes out*