*stnad scarring INflotable apnts corpse* We have lsot anoth3er camarade tot he Mercenary know as COle. From now on.WHOEVER tries stop me from Killing COle will end up death

*sits in front of a tree looking at a gun*

*dies from battle with cole. In sals arms* [spoiler]go to headshots post in him executing bystanders....I'm sorry everyone...I'll come back....I think....[/spoiler]

*Trains for next round*

*colr executes a bystander *

Hey guys! We have something new to celebrate! [u][b]100 DOJO MEMBERS!!!!!![/b][/u]

Ladies and gentlemen check out my new stock of weapons straight from my labs, with the help of others! The Explosion [spoiler]This aptly named grenade launcher is not your ordinary grenade launcher! This is a fully automatic, cluster bomb firing grenade launcher! Send your enemies to hell in more explosions than ever before with grenades that make more grenades when they explode! And the rounds track to![/spoiler] The Plague or 'Sweet Dreams' as I've called it [spoiler]Ever wanted your enemy to die writhing by a disease and not your bullet? Well now you can! The Plague has a wide variety of diseased encased bullets to slowly kill your enemies with! AIDS, The Bubonic Plague, Malaria? We got em all![/spoiler] Whoops! [spoiler]Have you ever wanted to teleport an enemies limbs off of their living corpse? Of course! Now with the 'Whoops' handgun you can! Simply hit the body part you wish to teleport and flip the switch on the side of the gun![/spoiler] Zero-G [spoiler]Make your enemies feel the effects of Zero-G, before you slam them into the ground and shatter their bones! That's right, with the Zero-G cannon you can defy physics and take away gravity in an area! Then simply pull the secondary trigger to re-activate Gravity and give their face a meeting with the ground! [/spoiler] The 'Splash Zone' [spoiler]This is a two for one deal! Not only do you get the destructive force if a rocket launcher, but also a nice little acid splash for any enemies who happen to be near by![/spoiler] The Zapper [spoiler]This handgun is a shocker! If your guy doesn't immediately die, the shock will! With the Zapper each bullet is charged with 2000 volts that go directly to the brain, killing them instantly! Effective, brutal, and cool![/spoiler] Grenades and armor The Nano-shield [spoiler]These puppies pack a strong punch! With one of these nano-shields you'll become nearly invincible, able to deflect bullets punches and even some rockets![/spoiler] The Spiker [spoiler]This grenade is a little different! Roll this on the ground and wait for the boom! When this grenade explodes, it showers the room in searingly hot metal spikes! Your enemies will be pinned![/spoiler] Alright folks that's it! Come back soon and see what I have on my stocks that's new!

*sneaks around in bushes*

*opens up shop* Hello friends, here is Alondite, your favourite arcane user (hopefully) and around 23rd favourite arms dealer! Today, I'll be setting up shop, cuz iiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt's.......! FIREARMS FRIDAY!!!!!! *an arm flies across the sky* Maybe should've used test dummies for that new shotgun first... Anyways! I have not much of an idea how shit works, but I'll be doing my best. Here is todays items: Guns: Freja Lifesucker: [spoiler](Dino's weapon) A 10 shot-burst weapon with a one turn reload. (One burst per reload) Bullets leave a web trail that can ensnare targets for 1 turn. Bullets that hit speed up the user and restore a small amount of strength (doesn't heal). Looks like a short ranged battle rifle with spider decal and webs. (Modifications: Web Shot, Revitalizing bullets)[/spoiler] TPS-16: [spoiler]Tri-Pulse Shotgun 16 Gauge [I]They said gunpowder is how it's done. I called bullshit. Gun is infamously known for killer recoil, literally.[/I] This tri-barrel beast packs a punch! 16 gauge, standard buckshot or slug rounds included, sleek blue-gray steel finish, revolving barrel, so the shooting barrel is always on top! Rounds also come in EMP (slug only), explosive, and armour-piercing. WARNING!: Recoil strong enough to tear limbs, be well prepared, maybe wear an arm brace, or buy a different barrel or stock from dealer.[/spoiler] [url=http://www.imfdb.org/images/f/f7/FN_Five-seveN_Mark_2.jpg]Five-Seven[/url] [spoiler]That's right! That trusty sidearm that always has your back, it's easy to use, easy to handle, easy to maintain, and with a few mods, can hold a clip size of 20 (15 standard). The most reliable pistol on the market, get yours today![/spoiler] APSR-1 [spoiler]Armour Passive Scout Rifle Model 1 [I]Armour? Psh, more like diapers. A failsafe against the inevitable. Not anymore.[/I] This bad boy runs on armour piercing rounds custom made for the gun, so that armour piercing power is doubled! Comes with ACOG scope, which can be interchanged for a more sniper like scope, or a RDS. Resembles an AUG, with a tan finish. 12 bullet clip, Custom Armour piercing rounds or normal rounds only. WARINING!: Prototype gun, still in it's testing phases. Tends to jam. Report all problems to dealer for enhancement and embellishment of product if necessary.[/spoiler] Tools: Vial of Neurotoxins[spoiler] An offensive or defensive item, this toxin can paralyze opponents for up to 2 turns! If injected on a person with a toxin already present, it will fight the toxin, leaving both neutralized, leaving the target clear! WARNING!: Can only be sold 1 vial per customer. Be sure you were poisoned, if not, you'd be paralyzed if you used it.[/spoiler] ESB[spoiler]Electromagnetic Smoke Bomb A smoke bomb with a twist. Upon detonation, flecks of lightly charged copper will be dispersed, like a chaff grenade. Not only does it jam comms, it also creates a very light EMP field, enough to disrupt electronics slightly. Ineffective against EMP-Hardened items. WARNING!: Prototype, some may be duds due to recent discovery of ignition problems. Will investigate further, then update product. Any faulty products will be embellished.[/spoiler] That is all, my friends! Stock up! (shit, hopefully I did this right)

*V-22 Osprey lands, soldier climbs out from the rear cargo ramp. The rear more full of weapons.* Hello Dojo, it's Fragmentation Friday, and boy, do we have some cool shit for you.... RPG-7 [spoiler]Everyone's trusted unguided shoulder portable anti tank weapon. Cheap, rugged, an durable. Has a 30ft kill radius from blast. [/spoiler] M32 MGL [spoiler]6 shot revolving grenade launcher, 40mm. Makes quick work of enemies.[/spoiler] AT4 [spoiler]American shoulder portable guided anti tank rocket. The AT4 is extremely reliable and can be folded down for storage. [/spoiler] SMMS-117 [spoiler]For those of us with power armor, the SMMS system can be shoulder mounted. These mini missiles sit in pods of 8 each on both the left and right shoulders, and can be folded down while not in use. Capable of penetrating armor then exploding.[/spoiler] M67 Fragmentation Grenade [spoiler]The run of the mill grenade. Get 'em cheap.[/spoiler]

*Is testing my IM Tavor on dummies, my accuracy is increasing with every mag* Damn..... These depleted plutonium rounds kick ass.

*Shark Enters his room and comes out 3 hours later with... Black hair and glasses*

*wants to join the dojo*

I missed the party... Damn.

http://imgur.com/RjIyAXQ.jpg *in an angry voice* "Ninja!I call upon a meeting with you!Very urgent about the currently ongoing siege by puppies!"