*takes a case of wine * Just like in Soho... *gives a light smile then takes it out*

[b]I enter the dojo, clearly feeling festive. I look into all the people partying in front of me.[/b] Ahah, well done on getting this place to fifty thousand hits! Everyone deserves a round of applause! [b]I draw forth the silver edge from my back, twirling it in my hands.[/b] But pray tell me: how in the world did you get here? Such a milestone couldn't have been done by just a few friends who whittle away their lives in a chat room... [b]I slash my blade through a can of Mountain Dew, twirling the can's contents like a ribbon through the air.[/b] Surely, it couldn't have happened with all the flame that arose from petty squabbles that started outside of these walls. It couldn't have added to the total when the thirst of female RPers first stepped inside. [b]I pause, letting the beverage drop to the ground. I slash then again at a glass of whiskey, taking the alcohol and distributing it evenly off of the tip of my sword.[/b] And it [i]certainly[/i] didn't happen from all the ragequiting and character killing that happens as a result of godmodders or just pure boredom. [b]The liquid again drops to the ground, as I point my sword towards a worn set of gear: Cobalt's old uniform.[/b] It happened because of people like him. People who, despite your ignorant wars of attrition and hostility to those who sought to form their own rules, still prevailed as RolePlayers with [i]honor![/i] [b]I lower my weapon, visibly depressed.[/b] But ignorance and hostility have taken the grandest of tolls on this once-proud place! And where venerable duelers once fought, I see only you: pigs flanked by massive paper armies and myriads of flimsy alliances. The dojo was raised by men of virtue, left by them for the seeds of the future, only to be reclaimed by pathetic children. [b]I smirk as I raise my hands up high, and shout.[/b] [i]So come then, ladies and gentlemen! Come all you self-proclaimed heroes and two-dimensional villains! Permit me one last time to show you all what it means to be a True RolePlayer![/i] [b]The power shuts down, but the skies grow illuminated with fireworks of a serious kind. [/b] [i]Let the real party begin.[/i]

*nathan and ken sit at the bar ken obviously pissed he can't get drunk* What if we were just ppl ya know *nathan says in a drunken slur* Smh wish I could get drunk hmf

*Leads female Ken to the dojo*

WOOOP! *Sets off fireworks and drinks*

Sentinel, Let's move. *begins parkouring across the roofs, moving towards the gear storage and armory*

* a large explosion rocks the armory, blasting it open. I arrive, and enter the building. Several more explosions echo across the Dojo.*

*the group in the cave defeated the golem, and now can begin collecting the rewards* [spoiler]and that concludes my brief, but first successful quest.[/spoiler]

WEEEEEED! *hands out weed inside fedoras

[u]Part Three - Divided We Stand[/u] [b]The Giant has fallen. Crawler corpses litter the area. Some of them still twitch... Disturbing. Walking through the ovular door... Hole, more like it after the things bashed it in... It opens into a large, expansive room, with no top, bottom, or end in sight... In fact, the only wall you see is the one housing the door. Every other way is darkness. There's a wide bridge connecting to a circular platform- a ring, moreover. A large hole adorns the middle. The ring itself bears four bridges of its own, each connecting to tall, rectangular pillars of stone. What appears to be an elevator door is laid into the stone, each with a display strip over them bearing the words:[/b] CHOOSE YOUR TEAMS [i]Warden's Rule has been activated![/i] •Split into four teams. They do not have to be the same number so long as each elevator is occupied. Solo encounters are an option, but they are discouraged. [u]Team List[/u] Mulligan & Kaneki Ken - Elevator α Tracy Law & Itè - Elevator β Saiyan & Number XIII - Elevator γ LeftShark, Tamefrog, & Sleekthrone - Elevator δ

Oh Scheisse! 50k, i didnt think it was possible....

"Hm. I guess there are some things I miss... Dearly." *stumbles into dojo power generators, accidentally turning off all power in the dojo* "Be careful making wishes in the dark, people- Ah screw this whole philosophical thing for one night. Party in the dark!" *wheels self out of power room*