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Edited by DigitalNinja:
2/1/2015 6:01:34 PM
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*uses ninja reflexes to doge bullets, then stabs you in the knee*
"You used to be a murderer like me, then you took a katana to the knee. And your face"
*Stabs up jaw and slices skull in half*
Also, I have balls of steel.
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No I shot you
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I incorporated Kevlar in my ninja attire since the last person who brought a gun. Accept your fate.
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A bullet travels at 2,500fps or 1,700mph, you'd get shot before you even hear the gun go off, and if I was using AP rounds they would easily penetrate your Kevlar
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And suppose, given that I just slaughtered many people, that I have matrix like reflexes and could move at 3000 mph? This is technically a simulation, after all. But under normal circumstances, the bullets would have pierced me.
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Who said this was a simulation? I thought this was real life
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Idk. I just made a thread to kill people. Here, you have bested me, go to the cookout.
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Ok who's at the cook out?
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Everyone who survived me, plus that guy on working the grill and a DJ. *hands Corpse-kebab*
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You taste it first it might be poisoned
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*Takes bite* *Gives it back to you and leads you to party*
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Hiding in comments eh, you will not escape. *slashes you in half and super-glues you back together to cut you in half again*
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No. u.
