I use my awesome power of physics to make that impossible.
Your move.
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You can't make gifts impossible I can still work with it either way though *comes up from bushes behind you* *stabs with flame katana* You should have been paying more attention. You would have noticed that was a decoy if you would have seen he was missing an arm
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You stabbed my terrestrial double because I pulled you into an alternate universe I do not exist in your plane of the universe. I can rewrite the laws of physics to do my bidding. *rock turns into diamond and it plunges itself towards you*
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*Blocks diamond with shell* Git gud *Manifests into your deepest fear* *you die of heart attack* Btw, don't pull that "double" shit with me unless you're gonna be creative with it
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I summon my doubles from the infinite universes that exist I am now completely hidden As we speak, I create new parallel universes based on your actions
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Done with this *erases piece of paper* I should really stop writing these Dragon Ball fanfics
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I call on the ancient Koxinga and his legendary army of 25,000 Ming warriors to fight 25k on one. I grant them the ability to not die from freak accidents caused by ripples in the universe
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Edited by HeroicTurtle: 2/2/2015 8:25:18 AMWhat universe? I erased you. Deal with it, you Majin Buu knockoff
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I recreated the Universe with a bang
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Too bad. I am the OP now.
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Guardian, eyes up guardian. You've been dead a long time.
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Deadpool: What was that? I couldn't here you over the sound of your real head being smashed in. *Smashes your head in with dual hammers* I can not make since on a super natural level, find the real you was child's play, get rekt. No one other than ninja can be the op.
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Big Bang- What was that? Was that your pathetic scream when I ripped your atoms apart by the millions? Pussy
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Deadpool: HEALING FACTOR
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Big Bang- Does that stop the pain though?
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Deadpool: you think I care about PAIN?!??!?!?! Hahahahhahahahahahahaha......no
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*Rips away the chemical compound that gives you your power* Feel the burn
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Deadpool: *Takes it back and multiples its strength* Mine.
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*I make it so that the serum you use now is pulled away from you and oxidized.* *I also make it so that the serum you have in your bloodstream will not exist from this on forward, so you'll retain painful memories of your past glory*