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Edited by StudyOfWumbo:
1/11/2015 4:02:15 PM
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ITT post different versions of the navy seal copypasta
Canadian version
Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
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1 ReplyWhat the Shishka did you just say to me you little peg boy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the flood and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Sapphire,TFS The Flood Sanctuary, Emerald, Sociopaths United and I have over 300 confirmed Camnator accounts. I am trained in #Destiny warfare and I'm the top poster in the #Gaming forums. You are nothing to me but another John Cena. I will ban hammer you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum. Mark my -blam-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Achronos. As we speak I am contacting Desembodied Soul, Recon Number 54, DeeJ and Marty O'Donnel and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Fox News. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Your -blam-ing porch day, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. And I can kill you in over 777 ways and that's just with my bare penis. Not only am I extensively trained in Raven stomping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of image macros service, Secondclass accounts, Bungie.net system encryption software and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the flood. You little Felecia, if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your -blam-ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your paying the price, Shadows peg boy. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam-ing Verbatim kiddo.
