The time was 4:20 in the afternoon. I was sitting down to some dank a$$ no scope pizza rolls, you know, just like anybody else. I looked to the left of me and I saw it, my brother was dressed up as a FaZe clanner. Then my cat, he's 420 AF btw, walked in dressed as an Optic sniper and meowed, "Git gud skrub lol". I was baffled to say the least. I screamed "U WOT M8!" then left the room and sat down in front of the TV to watch some -blam!-ing Desperate Housewives bitch. (lol only nubz don't watch desperate housewives how did you not know that m80 rofl) Gabby was about to git 360 shrekt by Lynette when my brother80 once again walked in and tried to 360 overa-blam!-ingwall no-scope me. I did a Snoop and dodged it just in time, I was too dank for his MLG attacks. It was at that exact moment that the Optic cat decided to MLG dewritos me with a sledgeweedhammer. I dodged it expertly and landed like any true non-FaZe clanner should on my MLG AF ass. I made a beeline for the door like Snoop Lion himself was carrying me to #420blazeit m8 where the weed is dank AF. But my hands were too greasy from eating those dank a$$ pizza rolls. I WAS #SHREKT FOH SHO. That was when my dad walked in and tried to talk some sense into those skrubs, "roflmao I iz admin you'd bettur behive or I'm gonna shrek all of you 1v1 on rust no-scopes only lol" They had no choice, his memes were too dank. The skrubs MLG'd right out of there. ^mfw at image