I suppose it's time for me to give a speech of sorts... In the beginning, I just wanted to kill things. Those were much simpler times. But those times are long gone. Now, we face an invasion of a superior foe. A foe that will stop at nothing for our booty. Today, right now, we must defend this thread with our lives. We must fight for the right to kill. For our right to eat corpse-kebabs, and our right to have a kick-ass dojo! We will push forward, and we will defeat this threat once and for all! [spoiler]Then we will eat their copses.[/spoiler] *charges into battle, with ninjas following behind*