I will give you souls, minions, and sweets if you stop trying to murder me.
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Deadpool: *Throws Corpse Kebab* Go out back, welcome to the party
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*Walks to back lot, falls in a pit* SON OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......
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Deadpool: Oops... * gets you out with a fishing rod* You alright? The hook is kinda in your eyeball, oops....
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*Climbs onto solid ground, and pulls out hooked eye.* I'm gonna need a new eye now.
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Deadpool: was it a glass eye?
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Nope.
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Deadpool: Hahaha hahaha..........shit
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I think this body deserves a Roboeye.
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Go for it
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It's served me w- *Is shot from nowhere* SON OF A -blam!-! NO I HAVE TO REPLACE THE ENTIRE THING!