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2/3/2015 5:19:08 AM
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>work at a high end restaurant
>sous chef is a hard-ass german guy, like fifty if my memory doesn't fail me
>get idea
>i work at a pizza parlor, so cans of apple juice come in for little kid birthdays and schtuff
>open the stove, preheat to 500 degrees F and slide like three cans in around opening time
>threeminuteslater.jpeg
>"VAT IS ZAT HISSING"
>clearly audible from dining area
>chef opens et
>"VY ARE ZE JEWSE IN ZE OVIN, TAKE ZE JEWSE OUT OF ZE OVEN"
>customers leave promptly
>get to go home early because business was so bad
>krautchef never found out it was me
i still lul softly to this day
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I approve
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[quote]i still lul softly to this day[/quote]
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GOLDEN
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German...juice...ovens German...Jews..ovens
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[quote]>krautchef never found out it was me [/quote] Kek
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Doesn't start with >be me >be ____ (age) lrn2greentxt
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>greentexting doesn't apply out of 4chin >rage harder >pls
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It's kinda mean yet kinda funny.
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kappa
