I was recently speed running ROC strikes with two random dudes. They were in a party chat I'm sure. They are those guys who never do the "Put your Dinklage on it" parts. Well about 4 strikes in we got Mars. You know, kill Rockets McDickface? These kids scoot away into the first room. Neither of them stopped to put their Dinklage in the computer or even slowed down to verify I was going to do it for the team. They just blasted off hand in hand into the sunset. Onwards and upwards I suppose. So I ran down and sat on the computer and waited. And waited... After 10 minutes I turned on my 3DS and played some Smash Bros, making sure to touch the Xbox controller every few minutes so as to not get kicked. I wanted to see how long it would take these guys to come stick their Dinklage on the now warm from my Warlock ass computer. At this point some kid playing as Pikachu metaphorically -blam!- my Star Fox. I was a little upset, so I got some juice. An hour later....they still hadn't come back. They were still waiting for me. They were moving around in the room...doing god knows what. Those badies dont respawn if you're in the cave if I recall. Their icons were uncomfortably close to one another, making quick jerking motions. I believe they were making love. Finally one sends me a message saying "???" to which I reply "!!!". He replies, "Scrub" and quits. His friend comes all the way out of the tunnel, out the door, runs up next to me with his Gjallahorn. This took him approximately 6.3 seconds to accomplish. He aims his Jesus launcher at me, then fires at point blank, killing himself...then he leaves too. I put my restless Dinklage in the computer and proceeded to beat the strike. From time to time I look up at the stars and wonder where these two asshats are and what they're doing. Do they still make love in caves for an hour waiting for people to stick their Dinklages in computers? Will I ever see them again? Who knows.... Feel free to comment if you've had a similar experience. Goodnight Destiny community.