You aren't even Billy mays. Billy mays is dead. he WOULD have used Gjallarhorn if he was still alive. He was all about selling the products that made life easier. I much prefer oxy clean over some non stain targeting scrub scrubbing stain fighter. You can't say I'm not skilled at doing laundry because my detergent targets stains. Yes it would take a bit more skill precisely scrubbing out the stain but I'd rather work smarter not harder. #Oxycleanmasterrace #wolfpackstaintrackingrounds #seeksstainsagressivley