Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Teacher: "could you please answer the phone for me?" Student: answers phone "what!?!" Hangs up without waiting for a response. Everyone else: dies of laughter [spoiler]true story from fifth grade[/spoiler]