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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so nasty, she uses cursed thrall to pop her zits.
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Yo mamma is so fat the cabal crashed a beachhead on her.
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Yo momma is so fat she caused the collapse
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Yo mama so fat, she needs Phogoth smashes to get a deep tissue massage.
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Yo mama's so ugly Phogoth took her out for a chicken dinner and never called her again.
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4 RepliesEdited by Bug Catcher Dave: 10/18/2015 5:10:04 AMYo momma's so ugly that the Cabal finally came up with a word for "Retreat". Yo momma's so old and stupid she tried picking up a Fallen [b][i][u]Walker[/u][/i][/b]. Yo momma's so dumb she thought the Ice Breaker would help her get more dates.
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Yo mama so sexy, that a sunbreaker had to hammer her
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Yo momma's so fat, her weight of darkness wipes fireteams before they can spawn.
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3 RepliesYo mama so dumb she thought legacy engrams gave year 2 weapons
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1 ReplyYour mamma so fat Golgorath won't even gaze at her .
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Edited by UWantARefund: 11/30/2017 4:11:22 PM
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1 ReplyYo mama so stupid, she thought the traveller was a hitchhiker. Yo mama so ugly, she is the source of the darkness. Yo mama so short, she rides a shank like a horse! Yo mama so fat, she was the concept art of the Fallen Ketch
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Edited by UWantARefund: 11/30/2017 4:11:33 PM
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Your mom as so stupid, she thinks no land beyond is good
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Yo mama so fat they built the last city under her!
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Yo mama like forever 29... You just keep grinding no matter how long you stuck.
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Yo mamma so fat she's bigger than Oryx
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Yo mamma's so fat, she can open all the chests on the dreadnought at once.
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Yo momma so fat , even a taken phalanx can't even launch her.
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Edited by KayOsS882: 10/22/2015 12:39:36 AMYour momma so fat, she uses Saturn's ring as a hula hoop. Your momma so fat, her vajayjay is the abyss.
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Yo mama is a public event. Everyone gets to shoot in it.
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Yo mama so fat, She kicks her fireteam back to orbit Yo mama so fat, She eats Gjallahorn rockets for breakfast Yo mama so fat, The door where the bond brothers come out wont open
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Yo Mama so Ugly every hunter wore "Dont Touch Me"s
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Edited by X-factor1984: 10/21/2015 7:42:56 PMYo mama is so fat...........even the darkness couldn't consume her. Yo mama so ugly she made Golgoroth climb back down into his pit when he saw her.
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Yo mamma so fat the Warsat bounced off her, Yo mamma so ugly telthor fell in love, Yo mamma so fat she got stuck in the hellmouth,
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4 RepliesEdited by MysticalSnurtle: 10/21/2015 6:20:44 PMYo mamma so big even the gorgons couldnt see her.
