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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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4 RepliesEdited by MysticalSnurtle: 10/21/2015 6:20:44 PMYo mamma so big even the gorgons couldnt see her.
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Yo mama so fat, Oryx can't taker her.
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Yo mama so fat when atheon teleports guardians, she gets teleported alone
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Edited by Seananagans: 10/21/2015 5:29:53 PMYo mama so nasty, she already has "scent of the worm."
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Yo mama is so ugly they changed her name to Golgoroth. Yo mama is so fat, she went farming but came back with nothing, because she ate it all before she could put it in her vault. Yo mama is such a whore, they changed her name to ACTIVISION
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yo mamma is so big and ugly shes going to be the next raid boss ... no shame here
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Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the Traveler
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4 RepliesYo mama is so fat, she survived Crota's oversoul because it didn't want to kill family.
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4 RepliesYo momma so fat guardians try to protect her thinking she's a public event
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Your mother is so easy, Bungie had to nerf her drop rate. Your mother is so slow, she still uses Ascendant Shards.
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1 ReplyYo momma is so ugly that's the reason eris lost her eyes.
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Yo mama so ugly, even Oryx's wall of dicks wouldn't hit that.
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Yo mama so ugly, golgoroth refused to focus his gaze on her.
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Yo mama is so ugly... the shield brothers flee, and never come back.
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Your mom is such a skank i told her i was gonna show her how to use black hammer down in the summoning pits and the tramp bent over
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1 ReplyYou mama so fat, when Oryx tried to take her, she couldn't fit in Oryx's dimension.
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2 RepliesYo momma so dumb she re rolls heavy's to get shank burn
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1 ReplyYo momma so nasty that during her first raid everyone said WIPE and she asked if she had to flush too.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat when she wore Chatterwhite in Crota's End her team yelled "How did the Oversoul spawn?"
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2 RepliesYour mama is so hairy, when she wears a hoodie people try to feed her strange coins.
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Yo momma so dumb she actually thinks she understands the Destiny storyline. Yo momma so fat, when she gets shot with a Gjallarhorn, the Wolfpack rounds start to [i]orbit[/i] her.
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Yo mamma so ugly i don't even have time to explain
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Your mamas so fat! She went to jump down to run the abyss and got stuck
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Yo mama is slicker than your average -blam!- killer twists -blam!- heads off and sell them to my -blam!- dealer
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Your momma is so ugly she's the reason the thrall on the dreadnought are blind. Your momma is so nasty she doesn't need the key of maggots to open the chest. Your mommas so old, her face is on the reciprocal rune. Your mommas so big that even Oryx won't smash that shit.
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1 ReplyYo mamma so stupid, she stared at the sky hoping to see a hawkmoon.
