The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mama I so fat the hive chained her down.
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Your mama is so fat even phogoth said "Awww hell naw".
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Yo momma so dumb, she wouldn't talk to the Stranger until they weren't strangers.
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Yo momma so dumb, she doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain.
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Her patronus is a birthday cake
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Finally read all. Great post.
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Yo mamma so slutty she don't know who phogoth's daddy is!
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Whether she wanted it or not, yo' momma can't step through a double wide doorway.
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Yo mamma so disappointed because one of her kids is on #Destiny.
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Yo mama so ugly, Crota would stay kneeling to avoid making eye contact.
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Edited by Sohllshayde: 2/4/2015 7:56:03 AMI don't have time explain why I don't have time to explain to yo mama about where the wizard came from.
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Yo momma is like a sparrow... Everybody rides her.
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My mama so fat, I asked her to walk around the house to lag switch Crota
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Yo mama so stupid not even plan c was enough
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Yo mama so fat she thought that Septiks Prime was a gumball.
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Yo mama is soo fat she should prolly stop playing destiny for a little bit n seek a more healthy alternative of life #themoreyouknow
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Yo mama so big, she's her own DLC
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Yo mama so ugly that even the stealth vandals wanna hide from here.
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Yo mama so stupid when we started a strike she quit the game
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Yo momma so stupid she took advice from super good advice
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Yo mama so ugly she silenced omniguls screams
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YO MAMA? This close to the surface?!
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought that the cryptarch was fair.
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Guardians believe that the collapse was caused by the darkness. It was actually caused by yo mama's excessive weight
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If you wander long enough in the abyss part of Crota's End, the weight of darkness stack eventually reaches a whole new level: yo mama! Yo mama so fat she take the whole relic/titan bubble for herself. Yo mama so fat you can't miss her with Super Good Advice. Yo mama so fat she ate Mercury.... and Saturn....Jupiter..........Uranus... Yo mama so fat she can stand on the Bridge plate and both totems at the same time. Yo mama so fat Atheon can't even teleport her in time. Yo mama so fat she blocks the whole Hellmouth.
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Yo mamma! I've never seen her so close to the surface!