The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamma! I've never seen her so close to the surface!
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Your mama's so fat, The tumbler won't budge
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Yo momma so fat, everyone gets splash damage when she gets hit
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Your momma so fat she consumed the darkness...
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Yo mama so ghetto she still farms her relic iron...
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Your mama so fat Phogoth be like . Thats no moon! That's your mama!
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Yo mamma so fat, she had to have atheon use time gates to find her dignity
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Your Mama is so fat, even the Cabal can't get her out of their way!
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Yo momma so fat, the traveler tried to terraform her.
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Your momma so fat She has 2 footlong Sub classes w/ extra bacon.
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your momma's so fat, that when she farted she created the hellmouth.
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Your momma is so fat that the wolf pack rounds from my gjallahorn orbit around her
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Your momma is so fat that the wolf pack rounds from my gjallahorn orbit around her
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Your momma so fat, the tower cap was reduced to 1.
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Yo mama so devious, she'll make a rose into a thorn.
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Yo momma so fat her launcher is named "hunger of me"
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Yo mama so nasty, she uses the black hammer late at night in a 1v1 with Xur
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Yo mama plays destiny with a steering wheel.
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Yo mama so fat when she gets a new chest piece they run out of relic iron.
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a spider tank and didn't feel it.
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Yo mama so fat, she didn't fit in the portal when Atheon teleported her.
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Your morher is ugly, Xur would not appear for a hole week
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yo mama so fat when she traversed the abyss she killed everyone
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Yo mama so fat cabal learn from her
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Your mama so ugly not even xur will waste his strange coins
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Your mama so ugly xur sold another nlb when he saw her face