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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mama so ugly xur sold another nlb when he saw her face
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Yo mama so fat the oversoul was jealous
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Yo mamma so fat, she jumped in the air and started the golden age
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yo mama so dumb she thinks universal remote will turn over the tv
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Yo mama so stupid she collects class items [spoiler]…oh wait a second…[/spoiler]
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Yo mama's so fat, she can participate in 5 different raids all at once
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Yo mommas so fat, when you teleport to orbit you end up around her waist line
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Yo mama so ugly even the darkness didn't want to consume her
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Yo mama so fat, that whenever she goes to any planet, she participates in any public event
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat, she don't go to orbit, she is orbit.
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1 ReplyYo mama's so fat, that when she came back to Earth from Mars, she started the collapse
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Edited by TWingo88: 2/4/2015 5:28:44 AMYo mama so fat, she got inside of the Traveler and it has been stuck in place ever since.
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Yo mama so fat that [i]she[/i] is the "weight of darkness"
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Yo mama so fat she make phogoth look skinny !
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Yo mama so fat the gorgons spot her at the start of the raid! Saw this a while ago. Made me lol pretty hard.
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Yo mama so stank the darkness ran away
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Your mama so fat she knocked atheon off the map
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Ur momma is so stupid, she tried to use the red death as a melee weapon
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Yo mamma so fat, nobody can fit in the Titan bubble with her
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Yo mamma is so stupid she played the game for its story line.
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly that the thralls run from her
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I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to explain why to mama so dumb.
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Yo mama is soo ugly even thrall won't touch her nasty a s s
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You saw the cabal one from a dragon ball z joke that went: "Your mother's so fat Frieza mistook her for a planet and blew her up"
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Edited by XRAY 441: 2/4/2015 4:29:51 AMYour mamma so fat Xur's gonna have to sell that new exotic chest the "Unlucky Watermelon" [spoiler] It's gonna cost 18 buckets of fried space chicken.[/spoiler]
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Yo mamma so fat, the vanguard doesn't sell armor in her size.
