The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mamma so fat, the vanguard doesn't sell armor in her size.
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I would tell u how fat yo mama is....
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Edited by Frederic104: 2/4/2015 3:28:31 AMYo mama so fat, she opened the vault of glass... Solo. Yo mama so fat, When someone mentions a new cheese she says "ooh what kind?" [spoiler]no cheese[/spoiler]
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Yo mama's so fat that it takes 10 bullets from Truth to even cover 25% of her body Yo mama's so fat that she activates every lamp in the abyss all at once
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Your mommas so fat not even the hunger of Crota could satisfy her appetite.
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Yo mama such a scrub she dismantled Ghorn to upgrade NLB. [spoiler]I'm terrible at yo mama jokes. I apologize.[/spoiler]
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Yo Mama so useless she makes the No Land Beyond look like the Gjallarhorn.
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Yo mama's so stank that even Dragon's Breath won't come near her!
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Your mama so dumb she used a nova bomb and missed
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[quote]The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin! "yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up" "Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once" "Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack" Now go! Your turn! :D[/quote] Yo mama's titties are so blue that they're considered rare.
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Yo mama so fat that everyone gets pushed off the map when they spawn
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Yo mama so fat she makes a Ketch look small. Yo mama so ugly her face is more terrifying than Aksor's laugh. Yo mama so fat she never trespassed into the Reef...because she couldn't fit.
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Yo mama so fat she capped A, B, and C all at once
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Yo momma is so ugly even phogoth won't enter her dark below!!
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Yo mamas so ugly when atheon sees her he jumps off the map
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Yo mommas so ugly, no one wants to farm her loot cave.
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Edited by Artoria Pendragon: 2/4/2015 4:07:32 AMYo mama so fat, even a phalanx struggles to push her anywhere.
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Yo mama so fat she shits the darkness.
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Yo mama so stupid she deletes all of the "ugly yellow guns".
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Yo mama so dumb she aksed the forums why mars ain't white.
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Yo mama so ugly Truth rockets [i]wont[/i] track her.
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Yo mama's so fat, rockets mcdickface had to reload to kill her.
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Yo mama so stupid she can't kill a level 1 dreg with Dragon's Breath
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Yo mama is so over seeing this same damn post recycled again and again.
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Lol that Cabal one is great
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Yo momma so ugly not even crota would take a swing at her