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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so ugly not even crota would take a swing at her
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2 RepliesYo mama is so stupid she thinks Xur is random [spoiler]come at me[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat, she can never join Crota's End becuz Hellmouth is not big enough. Yo mama so fat, mission name change to Vault of Fat when she enter the Vault.
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Yo Momma So ugly she shattered the vault of glass
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Yo mama so old she summon pterodactyl.
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Yo mama is phogoth
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Yo momma is so ugly, Crota committed suicide to escape the moon
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Yo mama so fat she tripped and fell on crota and crushed him
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Yo mama is so fat she can't fit in the hellmouth.
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Yo mama's so annoying, her voice makes omnigul's seem soothing
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Yo mama so fat... When she crashed into the moon, she created the hellmouth
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Yo mamas so fat that she couldn't do crotas end raid cause she couldn't fit in the hellmouth
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Yo mommas so fat, when she wears a white sweater, people think she's the traveler
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Your momma so fat she went to the moon and fell off
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You mumma so fat she stays on her knee when I disconnect [spoiler]because she loves the cheese[/spoiler]
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Yo mama's so fat she can't enter Hellmouth
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Your momma so fat .. She got in front of Atheon and stopped him from traveling to the future. Your momma so dumb ... Xur brought heavy ammo and she didn't buy it Your momma so ugly ...cabal don't shoot her, they ask her "are you my mommy?"
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You momma so fat she ate gjallahorn
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1 ReplyYo mommas so fat when she jumped Crota fell of the map
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1 ReplyYo momma is so dumb she took a legendary engram to the Cryptarch and expected something good.
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Your momma's so ugly he makes phogath look like Kate upton
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Yo momma is so ugly that Crota wouldn't let her touch his sword
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1 ReplyYo mamma so lazy she just reskins existing assets and calls it new content!....wait... What are we talking about?
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she got stuck on her way down the hellmouth
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1 ReplyJo mamas so fat bungie hiered Her to eat all of the cheeses
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1 ReplyEdited by Gorewin Shumway: 2/4/2015 2:22:21 AMSaid this before but meh, new post: yo mama so fat her subclass is bunslinger
