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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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I roll up the box into a blunt and smoke it and open it
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I get a light saber to cut it open and it works but frieza hops out so I just spirit bomb him and send it back to the shipping adress
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Given that I am a generic FPS protagonist, I attach a breaching charge to the flaps and blow them open.
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1 ReplyEdited by armadyloh: 3/27/2015 3:48:36 AMUses energy sword to open then the Zelda Chest tune,then i exo-slam it
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Uses telescope to burn the box for solar waves from the sun
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3 RepliesPlay a flute until the snake inside comes out and opens it
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7 RepliesI stare at the box and tell it to open with my mind while concentrating really really hard.
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4 RepliesEdited by Just Regicide: 3/27/2015 3:29:02 AMGet c4 stick it on it, throw it down the Empire State building right under a moving bus that has Katy Perry singing on it(everyone survives but the box is open). While a kid in Starbucks yells plz sir can I have some more (British accent).
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Edited by Zanketsu33: 3/27/2015 3:25:50 AMI pretend I'm jousting with my dick and ram the box after running 20ft. I then do a front flip after crashing into it, with the box landing upside down on the pavement.
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2 RepliesI don't care, then it opens itself
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7 RepliesH2SO4
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1 ReplySay "I'm being creative" and use your hands to lift the box [spoiler]Then throw it off a cliff into OP and call him a fgt[/spoiler]
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Fluorine cations. They'll make a hole through the box, and whatever's in it. [spoiler]eat it and let the stomach acid break it down so you can poop out whats inside[/spoiler]
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Uses Bionic Mechandrites to secrete a box melting compound that will only adapt to the object held
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Throw it out the window of a space ship. Then, jump out the window yourself. As you descend open it with a fire breathing dragon, whilst tap dancing and breathing without air. When you hit the ground you will survive because you will grow a pair of angel wings and fly down. The box will open... Maybe.
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Toss it into the blades of a helicopter.
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Throw it off the roof hoping that it will open. If that doesn't work, repeatedly smash the top end into the corner of my coffee table.
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1. Buy drill and drill bits 2. Drill hole in the side of box 3. Find a prehistoric mosquito that's been perfectly preserved in Amber that coincidently contains the blood of a brachiosaurus. 4. Clone brachiosaurus 5. Insert brachiosaurus embryo and incubation device 6. Provide embryo with proper nutrients until it reaches full gestation period. 7. After "birth" continue to sustain brachiosaurus with food + water 8. Watch as brachiosaurus expands gradually until box tears open. 9. Ride brachiosaurus 10. Study taxidermy until you possess the skill necessary to stuff and mount box on wooden plaque. 11. Hang plaque on wall
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Spray the box with a pressure washer. It'll murderize the cardboard.
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2 RepliesI analyze the box and decide I am not strong enough to open it with my bare hands so I go and study genetics for many years and clone my self using yeast and water then I perfect myself in Kung fu teach my clone then we find Bruce lees body,eat it to gain his power then we use our minds to develop superpowers for ourselves then we one inch punch it open and find......
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I try another box. I handstand and lift off the top with my feet.
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4 RepliesThrow it out of plane along with 80 identical boxes at 40,000 feet. You have roughly 3 minutes of free fall before you hit the ground to find the right one. Easy right? Wrong. You are joined in your adventure by a female companion and a nemesis. Neither has a parachute. James Bond that shit right? Wrong. You're in the middle of hurricane force winds over a war zone. There is more flak than God up here and if you can position yourself for more than 3 seconds you're buffeted by the wind. Small consideration, if you don't find the box in time Japan rules the world. Do you want to be responsible for worldwide Hentai?
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2 RepliesPlace box 1000 meters from me Use sniper to shoot open tape Rent forklift Use forklift to lift top flap Purchase throwing knife Use throwing knife to open second flap Purchase a duck Train a duck for several years in the art of opening one flap of a box After the duck has mastered this skill use it to open the third flap Open the last flap using all objects used in previose steps at once
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4 RepliesCan I cut a hole in the box and have her open it?
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2 RepliesEdited by Seldser: 3/11/2015 6:24:12 PM[url=http://s242.photobucket.com/user/Raftclanz/media/GDR%20SRW/GigaDrillBreaker.gif.html]replace other Mecha with box[/url]
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1 ReplyStep 1 shoots spider web Step 2 opens box
