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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyNo reply for me?!?!
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2 Replies*I am a Warlock* As i see the mysterious box appear in front of me i wonder what lies inside, as i think of the best way to open it my mind is all over the place. I decide to put the box away to give it more time. When i feel the time is right because a civil war between the guardians and the people of the city arise, i carefully open the box, hoping to find something to stop this war, consider it a weapon or a spirit that guides the people while the traveler cannot, please be something to stop it at all costs
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2 Replies*levitates box to Lazy boy* *levitates box cutter to box* *slowly cuts each corner with box cutter* *sides fall to ground*
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OP SCROLL DOWN PLEASE I AWAIT MY FUTURE
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2 RepliesEdited by Pepe Silvia: 2/4/2015 3:40:26 PMTake the box out on a date Bring the box back to my place Seduce the box ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Box opens up
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4 RepliesEdited by IamFrogerdawger: 2/4/2015 5:00:41 PMI'll use scissors to open it. [spoiler]i will sacrifice a baby with the sicccors and summon the demons if opening who will release the hounds of hell to open this box[/spoiler]
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Scroll down op please
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Am i invisible
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1 ReplyOk i will think outside.....
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2 RepliesEdited by BigDwippa: 2/4/2015 7:56:42 PM•Take pants off. •Put pants on head. •Scream, "I love pancakes!" •Say, "open sesame," 9 times. •Get a Flip Flop and smack the box. (The more you smack the higher chances it has for opening.)
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7 RepliesFirst I must acquire a unicorn to majestically ride in on. Then with my sword of awesomeness I shall cut the tape off the box and then proceed to toss potatoes at it which shall tip the box over and spill the contents. -Sh3
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1 ReplyFLICKA DA WRIST
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1 ReplySquirt food nipple on it. Panic and run away as box does nothing. Carefully approach box. Stick sign saying "covenant secure battle plans inside. DO NOT OPEN if you are a human. " next to the box. Find Spartan. Run into Spartan. Get Spartan to chase me to the box. Spartan is curious, opens the box. Kill Spartan. Look inside for myself.
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1 ReplyEdited by JosherSquasher: 2/5/2015 4:54:11 AMI see a box in the mail. But this feeling comes over me as if i have to open this box in strange way. I decide if I am drunk I could do it better. I drink a couple n get drunk. Then , as planned, i come up with a wonderful idea. I decide to bring it to an eye sergeant and have him emit a high radiation ray on the boxes sides. Now only the top on bottom remain . The thing in the boxed us concealed with tissue paper, so I dont know what it is. I then use sound to levitate the top off. Now my drunkness is wearing off so I decide just to rip the bottom off. I start ripping off the tissue paper. I pull off the last piece and the object is a Ps posted on app
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3 RepliesI open one flap then the other and yay I win
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2 RepliesIs more better proper grammar?
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4 RepliesEdited by PMFwoozy: 2/5/2015 4:20:15 AMDay 1 noticing the box, I studied it for several minutes but with no name or address I decide to leave it on the side Day 4 after afew days the curiosity starts to kick in! I started to shack the box frantically to hear whats inside, but I soon get bored Day 5 I decided to return the box at the post office assuming it was sent to the wrong person, but when I get back home the box was already there. Day 7 its bin a week with this box so I decided to finally open it! I even took a selfie before doing so. I grabbed a knife and attempted to open it but the box was stubborn and wouldn't budge. Day 10 its bin far too long now before I realized it this box had started consuming my life, and iv yet to open it! Day 14 I payed 3 bank robbers to break into my box, after 9 hours tinkering they managed to unhinge and crack open the box! We all gathered around to have a peep inside...
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1 ReplyI simply tell the box to yield its contents unto my control, and it willfully does. MAGIC.
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6 RepliesEdited by Delta E27: 2/5/2015 4:02:32 AMI roll to open the box. To do this, I went to a website that lets you roll die virtually. Honest to god, I rolled a 1 Wish I had kept my original idea of rolling to keep the box closed
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1 ReplyI put my razor blade attachment on my penis and cut the tape with it
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2 RepliesGot 4 truths in the last week alone. Dismantled all 4 each time to let Bungie know I don't need that shit. Still no gjallerhorn
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5 RepliesWell first I marry a really really rich girl. Then I murder her and collect her money. Then I hire Obama to open the box
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1 ReplyOkay, so here's what I do: First, I get a catapult, and load it with sharks. Then I pull the catapult back into firing position. Once in firing position, I bolt the bottom of the box to the ground, and I bolt the top to a bracket that is tied to the catapult in a way that when I launch the catapult, the top of the box is ripped off, while the rest of the box remains stationary. Also, I may have killed someone by launching a shark at them with a catapult.
