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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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3 RepliesI shoot a portal on platforms above and below the box and it gains speed. The platforms slowly move towards each other until the box is trapped in its own contained portal bubble. I walk straight up to glados and shoot a portal right underneath her. The box shoots out at unimaginable speed and slams into glados and destroys her leaving just the box stuck in the ceiling flaps facing down.
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4 Repliesone: hire the ∆ two:win a dance dance revolution competition Three:take the trophy melt it into a crowbar Four:mail the crowbar to the ∆ Five: set back and watch a plan come together
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3 RepliesEdited by SgtOceanus: 2/4/2015 5:34:24 PMI take the box and go to Mount Doom, as it is The One Box. I throw it into the burning depths and watch as it burns and its contents are revealed. I then use a fishing rod to grab the object.
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1 ReplyStep 1) pour acid on it Step 2) flamethrower Step 3) open up with a chain gun Step 4) explosives Step 5) pull out contents from remains
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11 RepliesPolitely ask the box to reveal its contents.
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2 Replies*eats box* *has surgery to remove the insides of stomach from body* Epic Win
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1 ReplyWith my dick
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1 ReplyNuke it
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1 ReplyI'll open the junk box with my junk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyI'll lay your whole house down if you don't open the box for me and tell me what's inside.
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1 ReplyGet hired on as a suicide hotline operator and tell everyone that calls the location of the box and inform them that there may be a bomb inside that will detonate upon opening. Then tell them how pathetic their life is
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2 RepliesMy girlfriend chews it open while dangling from a helicopter carrying elephants and midgets on the way to a circus for the finishing act where 10 midgets plus my dick go in her as she rides an elephant on top of the spinning blades of the helicopter
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2 RepliesEdited by Pagliacci: 2/4/2015 3:33:55 PMClimb to the tip of a mountain and fight off a hoard of Eagles for an eagle talon, then to the rain forests of Africa to collect wood. Make a knife from these two materials, dip it into liquid nitrogen, then cut open the box with said knife.
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2 Repliesthrow it in a particle accelerator and take the tape off with atoms fired at high speed.
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3 Replieshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w
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2 RepliesVerbally abuse the box until it opens out of a lack of will to live.
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1 ReplyFall on box Puke Pass out
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3 Replies*Jumps in box* [b][i][u]IMAGINATION TIME [/u][/i][/b]
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4 Replies*uses table saw, sets the rest of box on fire with blow-torch*
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1 ReplyIf I want a box to open for me all I do is lick it until it's socking wet, then it just falls open
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1 ReplyI use an excessive amount of Falco-punches until there is a dent in the side of the box. I stick my head through, and scream... "HERES JACKIE!!!!"
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1 Replyphotoshop
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1 ReplySneak up on box while asleep. Locate using night-vision goggles. Eliminate with suppressed weapons.
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3 Replies*climbs in a hellbringer heavy mech and proceeds to shoot the top of the box open with twin PPCs (particle projection cannon)*
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1 Reply*Throws box into the sun* Well... it's not [i]closed...[/i] technically...
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13 Replies*smashes box with dick*
