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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Edited by Magic_Nek0: 4/9/2015 12:13:47 PMPaint it black so police will beat it open Sorry, I forgot this isn't a jokes thread
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Edited by Touch of Malice: 4/30/2015 4:11:07 AMReversely, you could also animate it and then crush its soul so that it will be weaker in the flames of depression where it will result to cruder methods of easing the pain such as resorting to drugs and then just let it break down on its own. >:)
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Edited by Touch of Malice: 4/30/2015 4:04:19 AMAnimate it and then give it psychological help to counteract its social discomfort and get it to open up that way. Maybe you can also make a new friend in the process. :)
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Stare at it until it blows up and whales come out of it.
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Take the box to California Hold it for ransom When it's family pays move to Russia but don't give the box over Fight in the Ukraine Return to the box Call chuck Norris He goes to the moon and has Desmond the moon bear open it Now I have moneys and the box
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SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
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I whip out an energy sword, and [i]very carefully[/i] slice it in half.
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*I take a modified halo mantis and use its robotic arms to open it*
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[quote]Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]1500+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.[/quote] *Dons a turban and a vest loaded with C4 *Faces east, kneel, and say a final prayer *Grabs the box in a bearhug *Screams ALLAHU ACKBAR and let go of my deadman's trigger.
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Burn it
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Color on it with a pencil intensely until a portion is worn down and thinner and covered in led. Then jab at it with a pine cone until it punctures through and then slash the rest open with a sharpened stick
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First I have a staring contest with the box. After 3 hours of not blinking while looking at the box I wonder why it it hasnt opened. I see a knife. Poking it with the handle did not do any thing, but a bunch of tomato juice is comeing out of my hand, so of course I make, some soup with it. I use the soup to give me money to buy a computer. I google box opener. I buy one off ebay. I wait 3-5 buiseness days and recive another box. I realize the box opener is in box. So I open the box and use the box opener to open the box.
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First I take a pair of scissors and stare at the scissors, wondering what the holes are for. Eventually I call a buddy and we test what the scissors do on his finger. We find out it cuts fingers. We then use his finger to open the box.
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Put it in a mega sub woofer until it explodes
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2 RepliesCall customer service.
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I sit on the box and wait until it hatches.
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Strap a bomb to it and then let it explode
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Melt it. I don't care what is inside
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Sit and stare at it. Eventually it will start to decompose and it will slowly open and o get get the sweet contents that won't be in there.
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1 ReplyI put brown eggs on it, then smassh them with my hand, eventually, the top of the box will be so wet with the brown eggs, itll crumble
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2 RepliesEdited by Bushido: 4/20/2015 5:27:37 AMwhat if the box doesn't want to be opened? why aren't you taking its feelings into consideration, op? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyA controlled burn.
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Finger the shit out of it
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Box guillotine. A guillotine specifically built with a square hole for the decapitation of the heads of aristocratic boxes that are unable to contribute positively to society. Not intended for use on companion cubes. Please see related product decuber guillotine.
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3 RepliesEdited by area51agent: 4/19/2015 10:28:41 PMLightsabres. Lightsabres open anything. [spoiler]or sing what does the box say till it opens[/spoiler]
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Put an RC blow dryer at 10000 watts that can't be destroyed and never needs power inside by teleporting it in and when it's turned on the box will heat so much it starts bouncing around melting everything it touches until it falls in the ocean.
