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2/4/2015 7:33:29 AM
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Lucky you! Delicious hard candies fall out of the pinantas.... and a map?
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*unrolls the map* "ONE EYED WILLIES TREASURE MAP!"
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As you read the map youre eyes cant believe- "Welcome to One Eyed Willies milkshake shop, these interactive placemats are fun for the kids, as well as a handy guide to find the antidote for the contact poison on the edges of the map! Enjoy your candy! And remember, One Eyed Willie will keep giving you that creamy goodness as long as you keep sucking it down!"
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Edited by Eris' Necrotic Gripper: 2/4/2015 7:50:24 AM*counts my losses and eats candy*
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Congrats since you ate all the candy you developed an immunity to the poison, but you did get severe diarrhea
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*rushes to find a bathroom* *cannot find a bathroom* *pulls down pants and does the business in public*
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Shame falls upon you. Your reputation for the runs in public will forever precede you.
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*regrets ever opening the box but accepts his fate and moves on*
