Buy a baby monkey. Train it to use its small, delicate hands for manipulating objects.
Use the monkey to steal rich people's jewelry. Sell the jewelry, and invest the money in a robotics company. Develop a robot able to detect the size and shape of an object, and any aperture it may have.
Embezzle the profits from the sale of your robot in a massive pair of gold plated scissors.
Cut open box.
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Edited by Britton: 2/4/2015 9:34:25 AMThe box opens, out pops the mother monkey, a man with a broken robot, and the cops with sketches of you and charges for theft, [b]AND A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE COUPON FOR A CHEESEBURGER AT MCDONALDS!!!![/b] [spoiler]theyre all pissed. Except the coupon, its happy to see you[/spoiler]
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Due to a tragic miscalculation in scale, in order to fit inside the box they are all 3 inches tall. I slap them silly with my coupon and then enjoy a delicious, delicious cheeseburger with my new best friend: coupie.
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+1 for being the most creative person so far