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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • Buy a baby monkey. Train it to use its small, delicate hands for manipulating objects. Use the monkey to steal rich people's jewelry. Sell the jewelry, and invest the money in a robotics company. Develop a robot able to detect the size and shape of an object, and any aperture it may have. Embezzle the profits from the sale of your robot in a massive pair of gold plated scissors. Cut open box.

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