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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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3 RepliesI breath the eternal embers of spaghetti on the box to unlock it's enigmas. The fountain of the universe collides with a small dog inside. I look to the left and see a mime cradling a small cow in its arms. He is crying. The cow all turns into a raccoon with a yellow nose. Then a father of 3 falls down the stairs. I am given a hamburger. Soon I try to reciprocate and say words but only special sauce flies from my lips. I am a hamburger. The universe reasserts itself as I fly into the pool or our cosmos. I close the box... I am given a hamburger.
