I place the box in front of me, i turn the box 360 degrees, i then pull out a large black Sharpie. I proceed to write the numbers 1-9 on the top of the box in even sizing and spacing. I then place the top of my Sharpie back on. I then begin to touch the number 1 gently, then i press the number 2. I again press the number 1, then 2, then 3. I hit the following numbers as such: 3, 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven. The box lets out a moan, and the lid slowly opens up. I look inside to see...