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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Die in a fire
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7 RepliesYou guys suck!
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Save death by engram for Rahool. Firing squad of No Land Beyond for Xur. Serioisly though, none of these things should ever really happen. Just venting frustration. I need both those damn npcs.
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1 ReplyXür is a blessing you guys are taking for granted. He doesn't have to bring you exotics or heavy synthes or upgrade your shit. Still voted for death by Engram. X)
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Each tentacle needs to be slowly ripped outta his face... Exotic Shards pushed into every orifice...surrounded by telemetry packs, exotic gauntlet engrams and a few sparrow upgrades to use as combustibles... *pulls out Solar primary, and proceeds to light that muthaphuqer's ass on fire*... *grabs Cryptarch and throws his ass on top*....
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Burn him with Sunbreakers...
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Other bump
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Freeze Xur and put him on display
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tie him up and hand him over to randal the vandal. he knows what to do
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1 ReplyBeaten to death by titans!
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2 RepliesI'd like to see ol' Spaghetti Face thrown off the tower. I imagine it looking something like the scene where Darth Vader throws Palpatine down that hole on the Death Star.
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Shoulder charged by a Titan then hung in the tower only to be evaporated by the plan C squad and then take the broken electrified body and throw it off the tower and then strapped to a warsat
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It was a tough tie between Warsat and stoning. Latter reminded me too much about Isis and their crap so I went with Warsat.
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Tickle him to death
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Tell Isis he uses the Koran to wipe his arse!
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1 ReplyThe council decided to have him hung by his entrails and his corpse paraded through the city...
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Xur: This is madness! Titan:No.........THIS IS TRAVELARRRR!!!!! (Shoulder Charges Xur off of tower)
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1 ReplyThrow him down the hellmouth, he seems to like the dark below :p
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Xur is cool leave him alone lol
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awww.. why you so mean to the tentacle faced man, just cos his suppliers can't get hold of the items you want.
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Wheres all of the above?
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Drawn and quartered. Any of the above will just result in respawn. If he is split and taken to the four corners of the universe he cant respawn. Fact. I read it on the internet
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Would give us a decent use for all those green engrams.
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3 RepliesEdited by benjerness: 2/7/2015 2:39:15 PMI think the only fitting execution would be by a firing squad of no land beyond.[spoiler]every single player would have one and they would all be shot at the same time straight at xûr[/spoiler]
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Death by icebreaker squad
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Getting run over by a sparrow and being knocked out of the tower lol.
