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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?

Hung in the tree by Gunsmith

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Firing squad of Plan C's

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Thrown off the Tower

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Tied down for impact by Warsat

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Shoulder charged by Titans with Mk 44 Stand Asides

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Engramed to death (stoning)

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Other (Explain below)

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Post any relevant comments below. EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.

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  • LETS DRWON HIM IN HEAVEY SYNTH OR STRANGE COINS

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    • At this point with a Plan C, No Land Beyond or Dragons Breath

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    • Crushed under a pile of engrams is what my roommate suggested

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    • First all his loot taken from him and distributed equally the he will be dragged drawn and quartered

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    • Hang him by his testicles I mean tentacles !

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    • Sleep with his wife

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      • Engrammed to death should be Master Rahool for screwing me over with legendary engrams. Although he has been good to me for shaders, love the Artic Proxy, extremely rare shader. Xur should be gjallahorned to death, make a public event on whatever place he is from, let us hunt him and all of his other agents and raid his inventory stash. I propose a special raid named "Hunting of the Nines" all it would be is finding and murdering all of the agents

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      • I say that we turn him into armor for all the classes. (Ex. Xur's Robes for Warlock, Mask of the Nine for Titans, and The Agents Claws for the Hunters)

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      • make him choke to death on heavy ammo synth cus thats what everyone apparently wants.

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      • Blown up by the gjallarhorns he refuses to sell, loaded with the heavy ammo that he's withheld for 4 weeks. That's A LOT OF HEAVY AMMO

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      • Burn thy Xur!!!!

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      • Edited by SvenW98: 2/6/2015 5:23:09 PM
        Shoot a gjally in bis face. Can't wait to see the wolfpack rounds killing this crappy bastard

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      • Poor Xur, every week he brings a cat to the tower, it must be some heavy stuff because he can't even stand straight. Being an agent of the nine... How bout we go after them, why is this Xurs fault?

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        • I'd shove some rockets down his throat, IF I HAD ANY!

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          • Sunbreaker Punches

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          • Edited by Oats35: 2/6/2015 5:20:50 PM
            Let the blade dancers use there supers and slowly cut him up the the warlocks use there solar grenades to burn the pieces and finally the Titans use their fist of havoc to destroy the remaining ashes or the hunters could torcher him but making cuts don't do fatal damage but still hurt the warlocks could burn him then the Titans could trap him in a bubble so that he could feel the pain for eternity

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          • Killed by a firing squad of warlocks using solar grenades, wearing sun breakers

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            • Use him as a meat shield against Crota

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            • Edited by AnyOLName: 2/6/2015 5:14:23 PM
              Hung off the side of the tower by his tendrils...

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            • Take the hunter throwing knife and stab him repeatedly in non lethal spots. This way he has to suffer greatly like we do every week with his inventory.

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            • Dragged behind my sparrow

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            • Let IsIs do it.....right on top of the nice little emblem before the first set of stairs after spawn. Then head placed on top of left flag pole, body hung from the right one...

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            • I have no problem with Xûr I just want thunderlord

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            • Engramed. Make sure they all turn into green boots and pulse rifles when they hit too

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            • Kidnap him, take him to the Moon and throw him into the Hellmouth. Let the Thrall deal with him. That'll stop him coming back to the tower.

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