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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Kidnap him, take him to the Moon and throw him into the Hellmouth. Let the Thrall deal with him. That'll stop him coming back to the tower.
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1 ReplyOnce upon a time there was a platypus named Gilberto. One day as Gilberto strolled through his marsh, he saw a rock -which he picked up. He then continued strolling. Further on he saw another rock, so he picked it up as well. He then continued his journey to his home - which was on the other side of the marsh. The marsh was called 'Rock Marsh', as there were many rocks in and around the marsh. By the time he had reached home he had collected two hundred and forty six rocks, which he had placed in his cart. That very same cart was given to him by his dying nephew Angus. Outside his house stood Antonio the seahorse. “What on earth could he want?” thought Gilberto. “Can I have a rock?” requested Antonio. “Uh … yeah, sure” replied Gilberto, whom then tossed a rock over to Antonio who was about 10 metres away. Suddenly Antonio threw the rock with great force at Gilberto. It struck the unprepared platypus square in the forehead, and he instantly went into spasms. “Thank you, you really shouldn’t have” stated the cold calculating Antonio; who then took the cart with the two hundred and forty five rocks and headed home, while the platypus lay unconscious in a pool of blood. The End
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You guys shouldn't be so rotted. He obviously isn't gonna sell rare exotics every week, or else everyone would have it and there wouldn't be as much of a grind for them. If he's selling something you don't want just be like aight. I agree it was a bit early to sell plan c but whatever. And you can't bitch about him selling an exotic engram people bitch about those all the time when he doesn't sell one.
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He shouldn't be executed. He's not intended to be some loot pinata hanging from the Tower tree selling whatever we want. He's going to be disappointing sometimes. Maybe even frequently. The same way he also thrilled us to death when he sold IB. People need to get over their deluded expectations for Xur's inventory and simply buy from him what they like/need and move on. If he has nothing you want, oh well. Save your coins and hope for a better week. But the amount of anger and vitriol concerning his stock each week is troubling. It makes me wonder how seriously you all really take this game. This...game...
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I think the Darkness are after Xur and they are just attacking Earth so they can punch his face in after he ripped them off
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1 ReplyUsed he blade of the red death in creative ways
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Save xur!! Let's catapult the cyrptarch into the traveler
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1 ReplyWe drop him down the Hellmouth and see how he does with a No Land Beyond... SUCK IT XUR YOU CAN EAT MY XURIOS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Shoot him with your hard earned Heavy Ammo!
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First he is tarred and feathered. Tied to a pole and beaten to near death by Romans. Then he is humiliated and stripped. Gets multiple bullets in his foot. Shot by archers in the knee. Starved. Dehydrated. Wild rabid ferrets in his pants. Burned then punched to death by phogoth
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I want to pop his skull the way the mountain popped the skull of the viper
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Quarter him with four people on timebreakers
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4 RepliesPut him and rahool in a room together and break a pool stick joker style "we only have room for one of you in the tower"
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Anally -blam!- to death by all guardians.
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9 RepliesDo what Jordan did.
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When Xûr is selling a Primary weapon, the total amount of strange coins that can buy what he's selling is: 13 x 3 = 29 + 23 = 52 + 7 = 59. He should be shot in the tentacles with No Land Beyond 59 times for every week he lets us down.
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Engram up the ass and Sunbreakers down the throat simultaneously.
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3 RepliesHe should be shot at long range by auto rifles and hand cannons.... No, wait...
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Killed by Master Rahool.
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BURN HIM! BURN HIM WITH THE FIRE OF SUNBROS!
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Nah nah. He can't control himself. We gotta kill the nine! (They control him) When the nine are dead Xur will shower everyone with exotics that he gets to chose!
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6 RepliesHe gets ejaculated on until he drowns.
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We place him in a room with no exits and only sandpaper for a floor. Here's the fun part, the sandpaper is on a treadmill and you activate it to a low speed and never turn it off. Now imagine the pain.
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Edited by MsStormcaller: 2/6/2015 4:00:04 PMAll of the above. All those in favour...
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I say cut of his legs and make him try and traverse the abyss solo. He deserves to get mauled by 50 thousand thrall
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Hung by his tentacles!
