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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Hung by his tentacles!
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Hang him by his tentacles
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Invite to fireteam for crota's end. Wipe purposely on crota fight so he's the last guardian standing. Let the oversoul do it's job
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Kick him in the balls Til death cuz he kick us in the balls every week
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He should be shot in the head by No Land Beyond. Because that gun is shit, and dying by it means you're shit...
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Let the thrall slap him in the nuts with those claws
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1 ReplyA fight to the death with Master Rahool The winner receives a quick Hawkmoon execution to the back of the head
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Shot with heavy ammo! Oh wait nobody has any because we can't buy it from xur!
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Grab his face tentacles and pull
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2 Replies"Other" Flayed by the Boltons!
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Blood eagle
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Tie him to the floor and let Titans fist of havoc him
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1 ReplyKill him with strange coins
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1 ReplyEdited by BeachsideZeus: 2/6/2015 3:26:28 PMTie him to a tree and have 2 ropes on his legs and two on his arms. Have horses controlling the ropes. Then tell the horses to run and eventually he will have no arms and legs. Then go up to him and cut his head off. The End:)
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We could bury him in the awful equipment he has given is
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2 RepliesHe should be punished like he punishes us. By RNG. Let RNGesus decide.
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Put a golden gun down his throat and a Gjallahorn up his ass
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1 ReplyWe should all get together and use our heavy weapons on him... I'll have to use my special weapon cause I don't have any heavy ammo. I'm sorry guys.
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I can thin of about 4 other people in the tower who need to go as well. Mass execution.
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Suffocation in the strange coins he got from icebreaker
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No a fire squad of No Land Beyonds
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1 ReplyHe needs to get in line. Rahool goes first.
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He should be stoned with strange coins
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2 RepliesSolar grenades, from warlocks wearing sunbreakers, that way it burns longer
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Kill him with all the icebreakers he sold us.
