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EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Kill him with all the icebreakers he sold us.
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I feel like the enramed to death should be for the cyptarch
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shove a no land beyond down his throat
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The Light hurts him, right? DEATH. BY. SWEET RAVE PARTY!
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I'm stuck between firing squad of Plan C's and engramming to death.
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Bitch slapped with sunbreakers Head butted with achlyophage symbiote Stabbed with Titans armamentarium titties
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Stuff his ass with Pinecones until his intestines rupture, then break his bones, cut him all over the place and stuff his ass into a shit pit where he can slowly succumb to bacterial infection.
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I don't give a f*ck how he goes. Just give me his back pack when he does.
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Put him in crucible with Atheons epilogue against a bunch of 5 year olds using plan c and pocket infinity's.
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Every guardian in the tower gets one punch a regular punch so no scorch, energy drain, throwing knife, blink strike, force barrier or storm fist. [spoiler]probably going to die by the first titan[/spoiler]
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Why? Because you're not getting what you want?? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Je29zLtYyGw
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Equip him with only what he gets from a full set of Legendary engrams and send him against Crota. I would love to see him wail away on Crota with Ascendant energy in armor made of coins and motes.
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Edited by Loot Cave Rave: 2/6/2015 3:19:55 PMI don't think he should be killed. I like him and his tear-inducing troll shop :) I might get a ts-shirt with his face on and watch as teenagers weep at the very site of his face because they still don't have the weapon they want and it's ALL HIS FAULT :)
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Shot with heavy ammo syth and with every gun he hasn't sold and or we want him to sell
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No Land Beyond firing squad.
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Waterboarded with coins, crushed by heavy ammo synth, then a Ghorn loaded with engrams shoved up his you know what.
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Throw him off the tower with the Cryptarch
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Slaughtered with the ammo from my remaining heavy ammo synths.
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Crushed by all the pathetic stuff he sell us. Or make hime give us refunds.
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He should be stoned to death by Guardians throwing heavy ammo packs at him
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This post is great. GG
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Thrown into bungies glitchy raids. With no heavy ammo. Should be fair for him.
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Decapitate him and skull -blam!- him gang bang style then take his body and shit on it then throw all of it in the trash
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Drowned in solar grenades by every warlock with sunbreakers
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Stoned to death with all the coins he got from selling IB/Gjal
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Make him open a lot of engram non stop until he gone mad