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EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Make him open a lot of engram non stop until he gone mad
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We should stone the cryptarch to death with the shitty engrams he's giving us after leveling him up numerous of times! 😠😑
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Haha I love the engram stoning.. The slut can stand beside Rahool and perhaps Eris... Just because. Hahaha.
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He really should not be in the game imo
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Human centipede with Rahool and Phogoth
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Might as will kill the cryptard while we are at it.
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-blam!- xur and -blam!- Bungie
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Drawn and Quartered by sparrows.
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Killed like Chelsea by Akame's little sister then have his head put up on a pole in the middle of the tower like Chelsea's was in town. (Akame ga Kill watchers.) [spoiler]Akame ga Kill was shit btw.[/spoiler]
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As the noose tightens around his neck, a few strange coins hit the tower floor. When his lifeless body swings back and forth, you'll know the people have redemption. Hanging from the tower tree definitely.
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Off with his head!!!
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The way ISIS kills their captives. Can't get any worse than that.
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Piranha, with all those worms on his face, he wouldn't last long.
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"Hanged" in the tree*. Things are hung. People are hanged.
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Pulled to death by a warlock nova bomb
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Turned into "walrus" by Howard Howe...
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Such a great community
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Can't believe beaten with sunbreakers didn't make the list.
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Firing squad of every guardian ever -blam!-ed over by him, using his best weapon, the no land beyond
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Edited by Judge_Rhymehold: 2/6/2015 2:14:02 PMPrecision kill with a fusion rifle from across the map, before the update lands nerfing range of course
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Hit around the crotch with a sock containing 78 strange useless coins !!