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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Getting run over by a sparrow and being knocked out of the tower lol.
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Edited by Juggernaut: 2/7/2015 2:32:10 PMCut him into minute pieces and bundle them with 7 strange coins, 7000glimmer, 1exotic shard, 10 heavy ammo synth, and an exotic engram. Mail them to all the guardians, it'll be the only time they will ever be satisfied seeing him. Alternately make him do the Crota HM raid. With no heavy ammo synth.
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1 ReplyI hope he does die so you people stop complaining over him. He is a privilege, not a right
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Edited by sillly: 2/7/2015 6:47:21 AMHave him appear in a video with a message, then sit inside a cage to be set on fire. This is one of the most effed up things I've read about and one of the worse ways to go out. God rest that guys soul.
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Found a video of Xur's execution! http://youtu.be/4BOQI-LAEzM
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1 ReplyHav him play destiny and see what's it like
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Well first we tie xur and Rahool to the tree, then gather all the guardians and burn the tree. Here the guardians can through all of Rahool's blue garbage and xur's plan c(rap) into the bonfire...
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One on one death match with randle the vandle, make him regret not bringing any ammo synths with him
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Have him wait for an another agent of the nine to give him heavy ammo or Galla
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2 RepliesPeg his big head with a heavy ammo synth [spoiler]IF I HAD ONE[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesLet him live because he brings exotics and don't forget that he brang ice breaker 3 weeks ago
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Use Warlock grenades to push him off the tower.
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A never ending stream of ghjallhorn rockets supplied by the heavy ammo synthesis pulled from his very essence
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Every guardian who owns ice breaker stands on the other side of the tower and we can see who can no-scope him first
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How about solar grenades. With sunbreakers. (Every class gets a solar grenade and can wear them just for this Momentus occasion)
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Head chopped off by Crota, execution style.
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NLB firing squad!
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Hanged by face tentacle
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Death by drilldo
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We should skinskin the bottoms of his feet and then make him walk across a hot coal
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3 RepliesCrush him under a million heavy ammo synths
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Make him wear sunbreakers, Voidfang vestments, and starfire protocol all at the same time, in which the system glitches him into digital purgatory due to him wearing 3 exotics at once.
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[quote]Post any relevant comments below. EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.[/quote] I don't why, but there's something hilarious as -blam!- about a group of people watching Xur get thrown off the tower in silence.
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He should be forever lost in the corners of time.
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6 RepliesMake him read twilight
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11 RepliesModify his DNA so that his body can only accept one type of food. Make it so that you are the only one who can sell that type of food, and you only accept one type of currency. Unbeknownst to Xur, even though you CAN sell that type of food, you have made a solemn vow not to. Watch gleefully as Xur runs himself ragged trying to get enough currency to buy the type of food he needs, only to come away disappointed when you don't carry the food he needs. Added benefit: As he gathers more and more currency, his money bag gets heavier and heavier, which has to drag around making him weaker and weaker. Thirty days later, Xur collapses from starvation. Execution completed, feed his bones to the birds, and kick his severed head around the Tower like the soccer ball.
