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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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11 RepliesModify his DNA so that his body can only accept one type of food. Make it so that you are the only one who can sell that type of food, and you only accept one type of currency. Unbeknownst to Xur, even though you CAN sell that type of food, you have made a solemn vow not to. Watch gleefully as Xur runs himself ragged trying to get enough currency to buy the type of food he needs, only to come away disappointed when you don't carry the food he needs. Added benefit: As he gathers more and more currency, his money bag gets heavier and heavier, which has to drag around making him weaker and weaker. Thirty days later, Xur collapses from starvation. Execution completed, feed his bones to the birds, and kick his severed head around the Tower like the soccer ball.
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Xur is helpful keep him.
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All of the above.
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Edited by Dan J Huls: 2/7/2015 3:41:54 AMso, is he a victim of his own success? If he only sold what no one wanted, then no one would expect anything, having sold almost everything, yet now his stock spirals into a slow repeat......and yet others may be jealous that his stock rotates while theirs is stagnate....perhaps the other vendors will get him and take his wares....so choice A.
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Drop the traveler on him.
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Use his face tentacles to hang him on the tree near the gunsmith then have a warlock with sunbreakers shove a solar nade up his bum and then say "thanks for the sunbreakers".
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Hanging won't work since he is just a shadow so eight her Plan cs To shoot the shadow with a bright light Or ml 44 stand asides multiple to keep him from reforming But xur is a Hunter/Titan/warlock So he'd kick all our asses
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Drown him in voidfang vestments and sunbreakers
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Gorgons gaze or crotas oversoul
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At least he is guaranteed to sell exotics. Why can't we just leave him alone because it's not his fault it's the Nine's fault. Let's kill the cryptarch instead
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2 RepliesTake off his hood and cum in his yellow eyeballs
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3 RepliesEdited by Joey savage 714: 2/7/2015 3:11:15 AMR@ped in his ass by phogoth then gang banged by a group of knights after that tossed to Crota and Atheon for a even worse ass r@ping
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Xur can be a Sacrifice to RNGesus to give us heavy ammo synths.
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1 ReplyHe should have to shave his oddball face hairs then shove them down his own throat and choke.
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We take what ammo synths we have left and shoot him til all the heavy ammo in existence is gone.
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1 ReplyI picked "Other," for I don't think Xur should be executed. He's a cool guy. He's like that friend who loves to bring over stuff when he comes to chill. Sometimes he brings something cool, and sometimes he brings garbage.
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I'm cool with him now. He can live.
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By listening to the crybabies who throw a tantrum every week. Not the original poster, as he's just being funny.
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Shove all those useless exotics up his ass
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6 RepliesDrown him in ground up engrams then cum on his moms face
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Hanged, drawn, and quartered.
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3 RepliesFire. The answer is always fire.
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Drawn and quartered. Old school
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1 ReplyPut sunbreakers on him as handcuffs hang him from the tree next to the gunsmith and plan c one of his eyes out and replace it with a heavy synthesis... Then shove a truth up his ass lol let him bleed out from his ass until he dies.
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Drowning alive in the sea of ammo synthesis hes hoarding to himself. Sorry uncle xur.
