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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Drowning alive in the sea of ammo synthesis hes hoarding to himself. Sorry uncle xur.
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Send him to the abyss blind folded with the glowhoo shader equipped. 😉
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Why would being engramed to death an option here? [spoiler]It would befit Rahool much more >:)[/spoiler]
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Other. Drawn and quartered by chains tied around his head and limbs which are attached to Timebreaker sparrows.
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Even though I really,really hate getting shoulder charged, I would like to see someone shoulder charge him off the tower.
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Strap him to a rocket with a singularity device. It opens up another dimension where he jeeps all yhe heqvy ammo synth. Enjoy.
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1 ReplyPocket Infinity Firing Squad
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Slammed in the face by crota's giant sword
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Fifty warlocks with sun breakers and 100 guardians with plan c
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Have a warlock with sun breakers throw solar flares at him when he is tied to a pole and let him burn to death. Have ghost revive him. Rinse repeat.
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I'd say keep him alive, but make him suffer. I'm thinking of him as part of a human centipede with Rahool.
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Feed him strange coins until he sells heavy ammo synthesis
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I picked other. He should be crushed by the heavy synth he refuses to sell.
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Ritual of negation
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Bukkake
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I'm thinking an Eddard Stark style execution
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2 RepliesHe should be drowned in a dunk tank full of melted velveeta cheese
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Killed by slowly being poisoned by the thorn :) should be extremely painful ;o
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1 ReplySlow roasted by all of the warlocks tired of sunbreakers.
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The classic "tarred and feathered" method
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Hung by his tentacles then tickled.
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Shot out of a cannon into a volcano
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And then as you kill him he says: " I was going to sell gjallarhorn, engrams, and synth.. " dead.
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Get legendary engram Go to cryptarch Get no land beyond Quick scope the -blam!- out of xur Tbag
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Edited by CorvusLumen: 2/7/2015 3:11:46 AMHung so we can watch spaghetti face swing till he rots off the rope Then stoned.
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Stoned to death with heavy ammo synthesis.
