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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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The engrammed to death(stoning) made me laugh with insane glee. Make sure they change into ascendant shards after. Or another shotgun.
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G-horn on him
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-blam!- by Crota and his gatekeepers!!!!!
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Tar and feather the bastard than starve him to death
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No Land Beyond firing squad. Make them miss almost every time. To scare him.
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2 RepliesShot down with whatever crap gun he sells!! lol!
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Use a no land beyond
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Edited by Ebelski: 2/6/2015 8:02:01 PMHailed as a hero. If it wasn't for him the forum would just this game sucks I quit posts. Because of him it's a mix of this game sucks I quit, and xur sucks.
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All of the above.
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Watch him be eaten alive by a pack of wolves
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While I do like Xur... Sometimes firing squad of plan c's seems hilarious
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Guillotine. Nuff said.
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Engramed to death would be the Cryptarch
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1 Replygreat a giant pit of thralls and slowly lower him inside
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1 ReplyHow about 'drowned in the tears of this pathetic crybaby community'?
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1 ReplyIt is not hes fault. The nine sent him to tower and everything he sells belongs to nine. So we should find nine and raid them
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rip his tentacles off!
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1 ReplyHis will is not his own.
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3 RepliesNearly beaten to death by Sunbreakers then stuff strange coins down his throat till he chokes to death.
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9 RepliesStop trying to kill me assholes
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Such deaths are not enough. Give him to Shrek, he'll be begging for death.
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Edited by Hogwarts: 2/6/2015 7:40:29 PMOther Arms and legs tied to rope connected to bikes and rip him to pieces. Then strike him with all weapons he has never sold.
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You mean death by stoning of ammo synths?
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3 RepliesEdited by Coppertop42: 2/6/2015 6:52:29 PMDeath is not enough for Xur. He should be tied down and forced to watch all of the Destiny cutscenes on repeat for 1,000 years [spoiler]Sans the Queen cutscenes...those are actually pretty good[/spoiler]
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Edited by LEAFSreborn555: 2/6/2015 7:34:55 PMNo you clown if he is how will we ever get heavy ammo? #ThinkBeforePost
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Attach one of those sparrow modifiers to his back and point him at the sun.
