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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
2/6/2015 2:24:35 PM
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How should Xur be publicly executed?
Post any relevant comments below.
EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Attach one of those sparrow modifiers to his back and point him at the sun.
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2 RepliesTie him to crotas chest, and unleash gjallerhorns fury upon him.
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1 ReplyAll of the above…
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Firing squad of GOLDEN GUNS/MYTHOCLAST
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Don't blame the messenger. It's Bungie's fault.
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1 ReplyLeave him alone in a room filled with rushing thralls armed only with a tripmine
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I don't mind hurling a bucket of engrams at him while he walks through town square hauling his packed tent on his back.............
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2 RepliesI think he should be forced to do hard mode Vog Solo with No Land Beyond.
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3 RepliesNo scoped by a 13 year old cod player with no land beyond. He will later be resurrected and have to listen to the 13 year old bragging.
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Hmm...I'm liking the Warsat action. Hehehehe
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2 RepliesSent into Iron Banner with all Common gear. http://i.imgur.com/6YcMZP5.gif
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There needs to be a Strike mission in which at the end of it you assassinate Xur. Actually 2 Strike missions, one for Xur and Cryptarch.
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Make him read all the GRIMOIRE cards to death.
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Kill him with heavy ammo so he can appreciate the irony.
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Lmao this thread made me laugh
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Edited by SilentIZAAC: 2/6/2015 5:49:44 PMBeaten to death by all the damn sunbreakers he brings. Can you imagine a bunch of warlocks walking away from xurs lifeless body, as you walk towards him to see his worm face laying on the ground, with bloody sun breakers all over the place?
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lets throw deejs at him
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Joy to the world Deej is dead! We barbecued his head!
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Nail the bastard to a wall using Thorn rounds, one in each foot and one in each hand, and let the poison consume him. He doesn't deserve a quick death.
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Tie his limbs to time breakers and scatter
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3 RepliesLock him in a room with the Cryptarch. The Cryptarch is unconscious and tied down on the floor. In the corner of the room is an old black and white TV. When Xur turns it on, our Ghost is seen, wearing streaks of red paint on it. In Peter Dinklage's voice, the Ghost says "You wanna play a game"? The Ghost then informs Xur that the key to the door that lets him escape the room, and gives him back his freedom, is placed inside one of the Cryptarch's organs. And he is allowed to choose and rip open ONE organ every Friday. If he guesses wrong, he has to shove a heavy ammo synthesis up his ass. In Gilbert Godfrey's voice, Xur pleads "Please don't make me do this. We just wanted to play a prank on the Guardians. We're sorry. I beg you! Don't make me do this"!!! But his begging falls on deaf ears. And, little does he realize that there is no such key to freedom. Every week he is forced to randomly pick an organ to remove in the vein hope for some good loot. Blaming asshole.
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"My will is not my own"... You should be finding the nine
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Step 1: Fill the purple ball with strange coins Step 2: tie the ball to the xur Step 3: put xur on the ledge of the tower Step 4: shoulder charge him off
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1 ReplyI think it's only fair that each guardian may throw a heavy ammo synthesis till he dies
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1 ReplyBeat him with our bags of strange coins we are all saving for heavy ammo.
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1 ReplyLETS DRWON HIM IN HEAVEY SYNTH OR STRANGE COINS
