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EDIT: This is meant to be a funny post, not me bitching about Xur.
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Phogoth ass ramming xur while crota t bags him. Then rip his nut sack off and replace it with two heavy ammo synthesis. After that the death singer can splurge all her acidic period blood all over his face so it melts him away. Then some thralls can come dry hump him and a cursed thrall can come finish the job. And when he dies after that, his nut sack that we replaced with heavy ammo is going to glitch and disappear making xur a sackless little boy deprived of his pride....