I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris snapped the horn off Lord Shaxx's helmet because he ran out of beer glasses.
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Chuck Norris ' s ghost solo'd Cota on hard, using only it's beard as a weapon.
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Edited by NeuroticExodus: 4/2/2015 3:45:59 AMChuck Norris wasn't revived by a ghost when he started his character, he revived his ghost. When Chuck Norris leaves his detainment field, all enemy adds die. Chuck Norris got the vex mythoclast from a legendary engram.
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Edited by LearnThis: 4/2/2015 7:41:30 PMOmnigul met Chuck Norris and was speechless. Chuck Norris' grimoire score has no limit. At the Gorgon Maze, the gorgons line up to show Chuck Norris the pathway through. They also look down in fear of the Chuck Norris Gaze. Chuck Norris has both Mercury grimoire cards.
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Edited by FlavoryBacchus9: 4/2/2015 3:44:32 AMWhen Chuck Norris walks thru the labyrinth, the gorgons all close their eyes, hoping he'll go by without noticing THEM!
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Crota tried to cheese Chuck Norris...[spoiler]It did not go well.[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris can crit hit Minotaurs.
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The Stranger makes time explain why she doesn't have time to explain when Chuck Norris is present.
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He uses Crota's sword to defeat Crota.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a Titan to put a bubble up while he is hitting Crota. He just throws the sword from the ledge like a boomerang.
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Chuck Norris doesnt need to lagswitch in the Crucible. He knows all bullets say immune to him anyways.
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Chuck Norris received all of the faction shaders and ships by getting his vanguard rank to 5
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Chuck Norris received all of the faction shaders and ships by getting his vanguard rank to 5
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Chuck Norris received all of the faction shaders and ships by getting his vanguard rank to 5
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Chuck Norris has Atheon as a sparrow
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The Vog opens for Chuck Norris not because he built the tower but because it knows better.
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Chuck Norris got the crux of crota off of normal Templar.
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When Chuck Norris hears you've awoken the hive! they all de spawn
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Chuck Norris poisons Thorn.
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Edited by QBA__eltigre: 3/31/2015 4:49:06 PMA nightfall once had a heroic modifier called "the chuck Norris" nobody beat the nightfall that week. Before Crota run left or right he make sure where chuck Norris is to run in the other direction.
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Chuck Norris got the monte Carlo on xbox
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Edited by Mieuxes: 4/4/2015 7:24:30 AMChuck Norris screamed at Omigal
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Major Announcement from Bungie: Research shows that Chuck Norris is being used a bit more than they wanted him to be used, so they are nerfing Chuck Norris by 2.5% However, Jackie Chan is goin to receive a 9% buff to overall humor value, so he should be used a lot more, as originally intended.
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Chuck Norris does not get the weight of darkness, the weight of darkness gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris appeared before Crota, Crota got the "newt" error.
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I love this thread. Chuck Norris invited himself to Bungie to test Destiny. He beat the game so badly, that the only parts to survive were those he considered unworthy of his attention. Thus Destiny was forged...