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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use a sword on my son. [spoiler]He just uses his eye.[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris didn't need to push Atheon. Atheon just said the hell with this and jumped out.
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The reef used to be a planet, until Chuck Norris Round Housed kicked it Because it was in his way
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Lore: Rasputin sensed what Chuck Norris did to cause the Eliksni Whirlwind.
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Chuck Norris began the golden age by requiring all channels to constantly show reruns of walker Texas ranger. It inspired a generation
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2 RepliesDear bungie, Please Nerf Chuck Norris. Sincerly, Thorn
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1 ReplyThe only bountie chuck Norris can't do is the "postmortem" bounty
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The light house is Chuck Norris's night light
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We got House of Wolves because the game testers were left permanently hospitalized after playing House of Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Level 35 Prison of Elders by himself with nothing but his fists.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris let Osiris go to the lighthouse
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7 RepliesChuck Norris Solo'd Vault of Glass.
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When Chuck Norris doesn't have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain, he makes time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain. When Chuck Norris sets off a web mine, he doesn't get slowed, he simply powers up his round house kick in a 5 second battle between his foot and the forces of space and time (which he wins) resulting in a roundhouse kick 10 seconds in the past that destroys the web mine.
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Chuck Norris has a higher light level then the sun.
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6 RepliesChuck Norris once did a fist of havoc The result? Hellmouth
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can beat Skolas without a Gjallarhorn
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chuck norris doesnt die, he lives
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Chuck Norris once meleed Crota... Crota received a message saying "Contacting Destiny Servers"
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1 ReplyThorn's bullets are made from Chuck Norris's frozen Jizz
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1 ReplyBonus: Chuck Norris doesn't blink jump. He kick pushes the world so his destination moves closer to him in an instant.
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The Devil you Know met Chuck Norris and said "I can take your short ass down..."
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2 RepliesChuck Norris woke the Hive on purpose Do you think Chuck will mind if we leave him our Pike's? Chuck Norris took down Atheon with a Khvostov
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Kaliks asks for Chuck Norris' permission before he gorges on ether.
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5 RepliesWe woke the hive, Chuck Norris put them back to sleep.
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The Traveller is really Chuck Norris's left testicle [spoiler]you're living on the right one[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris originally created the traveller as a fitness orb.
