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Edited by Cowboysamurai369:
3/28/2015 6:37:49 AM
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MUCH BETTER PLAN:***
He shouldn't . He's just a puppet . You have to attack the problem at it's source~ the Cryptarch. He's got Xur so hooked on Blow that we actually believe he is supposed to look that way. Bro , his hair floats cuz it's full of BLOW. His face is dark cuz he's from the Dark B LOW.
He says weird sh*t constantly and twitches like he got spooked the Cops were in the tree , and he was about to bolt, but he stops and says some weird sh*t . BLOW. You know the little shuffle move I'm talkin about. The one that's like "I know what color blue is on Thursday and try t.. WHAT A FRUCKA WADTSA THUmbra not from here but my body is made from a trillion molecules. At the end the 9 will be here ... ". Blow. Only one man has connects that big , balls even bigger , the only motherfu€|<£r who will take your purple thang and make it blue... Cryptargh.
So... We frame Crptagiggle with several kilos of Yayo in a green Engram , then when he tries to make bail , we snatch his Exotics and stuff em all in blues. Party all the time! Party all the time! PARTY all the tiiiime!!!
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Telling u. We gotta move on this...
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Just send Xur a ticket to Never Never Land & tell him it's a way groovy place that have aaaallll the white ponies he can "ride" & walk his @ss out to those cars we got resurrected by in the beginning. Tell him if he stares really hard it'll look like all the car/bus shuttles are sitting perfectly still. Then say "Whoa, weird right!?." Then walk back in and shoot the Cryptard in the spot that makes wheelchairs a more relevant necessity while dancing. Then dance in front of him anytime you see him. Then build a ramp. Tell him Xur wants to see him. Xur's still so fried from the decades of abuse he's in Blowblivion & still sitting in that da|||n car we stuck his goofy @ss in 3 months ago. Sober but just as dumb as the few and rare things that would actually make you throw rocks and sticks or a couple of the lesser valued objects you quickly retrieve from the first pocket you shove your fist into. Then push Crickyarse over the edge Evil Kneivel style & let Xur munch on his leftovers thinking it's the mid flight snack. Xurster has gotta be hungry by now anyway. It's been a long drive...
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What did I just read
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I need to go sit down now...
